Part 407: Virion B

I'm SOOOOOO hungry! When do we EEEAT?!

An empty stomach will not do. I, Virion, shall bring hither victuals. (leaves)

Er, Virion?! Where did you go?! VIIIIIIRIIIIIIOOON?! Oh! There you are.

Apologies for the delay, sweet Nowi. I have collected some lovely some lovely fresh lettuces.

Um, that's nice, but... I hate vegetables.

Ah! How foolish of me, offering plants to a dragon! I shall sally forth and find a fatted calf with all haste!

Wait, Virion! Look, if you want to help, I'd rather you just... kept me company. If we played a game or whatever, that would take my mind off the hunger.

Very well. What would you like to play? Chess? Tiddlywinks? Naughts and crosses? I also know checkers, blind man's bluff, king of the bean, field bowling, falconing-

I want to play duck duck dragon!

Duck duck... dragon? Well, I say. I'm not familiar with that game.

It's easy! I turn into a dragon and chase you while spewing white-hot fire. And if I catch you, I totally win!

That sounds dreadful!

So, let's start, okay? I'll count to... um... one million, and you go hide.

One million? Do you realize how long that will take?

OOOOOONE... TWOOOOOO... THREEEEEE...

My life is flashing in front of my eyes! ...Very, very slowly. Well, I'll not wait for her to finish. Virion, AWAY!