Part 437: Cordelia B

Gregor? Hello? Are you there, Gregor?

Oy, why you having long face like horsey just died? Did surprise assault on fortress of love meet with horrible failure?

H-how did you know?

Gregor is already telling you! He is very wise in matters of love.

So what am I doing wrong?

To make other people love you is easier saying than doing, yes?

Especially if you're a boring stick-in-the-mud like me.

No, no, love is coming to everyone sooner or later. Just need practice, yes?

Yeah, and I apparently need a lot of practice. I tried the surprise attack you talked about earlier, and he just got mad. I probably shouldn't have leapt out of the bushes in a Risen mask...

Is not concern! Even best plan is failing if pieces on board are wrong type, no?

Oh, forget it. I'm going to go curl up with a pint of figgy pudding...

Never surrender! Cordelia can win battle! This is Gregor's guarantee. You are beautiful and charming, yes? Maybe attack was overwhelming. Is like sending armored knight to smoosh fly buzzing in kitchen. Instead of smooshy fly, you are getting only pile of broken crockery.

Oh, this is all so confusing. You have to help me! Please!

Ho ho! Gregor shows how to navigate stormy seas of love to safe harbor.

Thank you, Gregor. I don't know what I'd do without you.