Part 442: Miriel C

Miriel! You want to sit down with Gregor? Enjoy tasty cup of elderberry tea?

I am curious as to why you are constantly inviting females to consume tea.

Gregor is man, yes? He enjoys company of lovely maidens. What more is to tell?

Would you say women possess some attractive force which draws you to them?

Oy, yes. Miriel is very attractive! That is why Gregor offers tea.

That's not what I meant, but I suppose it's the best I'll get from a layperson. So then, what aspects make a woman attractive? Can you define them? I would very much like to quantify this phenomenon if at all possible.

You are using many large words. Gregor is... very confused.

It's simple: there must be rules governing attractive force and how it operates. If you are able to define the parameters, it should be possible to re-create them.

But every man is liking different thing, yes? Gregor speak for no one but Gregor.

Ah. So you claim it is impossible to arrive at a universal definition of attraction? But that would imply that there are contradictions in human nature.

Gregor is surprised brain does not ooze out of Miriel's ears.

Such a thing is highly improbable. At any rate, my life is devoted to meticulous research and rigorous scientific study.

Is sounding like barrel of monkey laughs.

Now, I believe you were offering me tea? Elderberry was it?

A-actually, Gregor suddenly busy! Urgent chore at... somewhere else!

Ah. Well, next time, perhaps.