Part 493: Donny C

You there. Boy. Do you know where I can find a newt's eye?

Yes ma'am! I've seen tons of them slimy critters up in yonder stream. Hold and I'll fetch you one!

*The next day*

You there. Boy. Where can I get the tail of a white sow?

Fresh out, I'm 'fraid. But I can run ask the camp butcher if ya like!

That dunderhead wouldn't possibly have such a thing...

Well, I suppose I could hop down the valley and check the local swineherd. I reckon one a them pigs'll have a white tail!

*The next day*

You there. Boy. Bring me a bat.

Shucks, they mostly live in caves down by the ol' fishin-Er, beg pardon, ma'am, but... did you just order me to go fetch a bat?

Yes, I did. Sometime today, please.

Well, all right then! I'll just toodle on down to the caves and flush one out! (leaves)

...I can't imagine why that hayseed keeps following my order. I haven't even had a chance to place a curse of servitude on him yet...