Part 539: Gregor B

Today is okay, yes? You join Gregor on trip into woods?

You mean to gather ingredients, right? For your secret spice blend?

Yes. We must go deep into woods, so Gregor is thinking we pack lunch.

Oh, all right. I can make sandwiches if you want.

No, no, Gregor not let girl with small hands do all the work! Come. Gregor will help with the making of sandwiches.

All right...

(Time passes)

Good. Thanks to you, we now have picnic hamper full of tastiness!

You're being kind-I'm sorry I wasn't much help. I'm so terrible at making sandwiches...

Gregor is being... confused. Perhaps he not hear your language so well? Olivia is sad, yes? Is thinking she bumbles about in the kitchen like drunk bear? But Olivia is fine cook. When is her day in mess hall, Gregor salivate with excitement!

Really?! Oh my gosh, I never... I mean, people don't usually tell me that.

Then people are idiots. You listen to Gregor and learn truth. Olivia is tasty cook and lovely dancer, Gregor thinks she would make fine wife.

Oh, stop that, you're embarrassing me! I'm none of those things.

But is true! Sellsword know how to see true value in people, yes? And Gregor is master of sellswords! Gregor never make mistake.

Oh stop it, Gregor! I know you're just saying these things to be nice.

But um... Thank you.

You are being most welcome.