Part 559: Gaius C

Hey, baby.

Ah! Gaius, isn't it? What can I do for you?

I was wondering if you might give this a little taste test for me.

Is that a frosted fruit pie? Sure, give it here!

Well?

*Cough* G-gracious! It's so sweet... *hack* *cough* Also, the crust is oddly... soggy. No crunch or texture at all. *cough*

Oh... yeah, huh? Shoot.

If I were you, I'd march over to the baker and demand a refund!

...I made this.

Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I didn't realize-

No sweat. Wouldn't be the first time I went overboard with the sugar.

Oh, Gaius, I'm SO sorry...

Like I said, don't worry about-

Sorry, sorry, SORRY! ARGH! Can you forgive me? Please?!

Holy crap, lady! What's gotten into you?

*Sniff* I didn't know it was YOUR pie! I said such rude and horrid things! I just... When I think about the look on your face, I... Oh, dear...

Hey, enough already. Seriously already. Seriously, you have GOT to get control of yourself here. So my pie was awful. So what? At least now I know, right?

...Oh. R-right.

Look, would you be willing to try one of my pies again? It'd be nice to get a comparison taste test.

W-well, if you think it will help.