Part 692: Morgan C

Ah ha! I've found you, Morgan!

What? What's wrong? Has something happened?

Aye, the second I saw you, something happened! I knew you for my one and only rival!

Beg your pardon?

My soul sensed your powerful aura, and at once realized our cosmic incongruity!

Wow, I... must not have noticed.

You are the only one who could ever stand as my equal in battle. Now... ANSWER MY CALL!

I'm still not sure what you're talking about, but you sound absolutely convinced. And to be honest, I found myself... intrigued. Even though it makes no earthly sense. I can't see how any self-respecting warrior could turn away such a fiery passion.

Just so, my eternal ally-versary!

Yes, it's so clear to me now. So obvious! Truly, we were fated to clash as rivals!

The gauntlet is thrown! Let our extremely protracted duel to the death begin! But let us not, in our haste for glory, forget to observe the one sacred rule of combat! ...When I'm shouting a move name, you have to wait for me to finish. I shall extend the same courtesy to you, as a fellow brother of the Justice Cabal.

I agree to your terms, mortal foe! ...Though I doubt the enemies I've encountered would be quite so patient.

I fear the scum you've faced are berserkers, their honor lost to blood madness!

I never knew...

Now, let us begin... Have at you, sir!

Face me if you dare!