Part 827: Yarne B

...And another thing about war!

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It's the easily distracted and complacent people like you who get hurt! And every time you get hurt, allies have to risk their hides to save your sorry---Hey! Are you even listening?!

...How does she never get bored of giving the same speech, day after day?

Yarne! Your internal monologue right now is highly external!

Gah! S-sorry! I was just kidding!

Ugh. Now, what was the last thing you remember me saying?

A-all of it! I heard ever word!

Riiiight. Then tell me what combat situations you're best suited for.

Uh... Ones where... the enemy is really weak?

Very funny, you dolt. In woodlands and other area where mounted units' movement is restricted! That's where your speed and mobility are most advantageous. Ring any bells?

Er, I'm pretty sure I remember hearing you say... something like that?

Unbelievable. Why are you even here? If you're not interested in fighting, quit!

I AM interested, and I WANT to fight! I just don't understand why you're so fixated on me!

Because half-baked soldiers like you are a liability to everyone else! You're at least a nominal part of this army, right? So pull your weight for a change!

Nominal...? That's pretty harsh!

Then prove me wrong!

Maybe I will!

Good! Now start paying attention!

Fine! I will!