Part 898: Brady C

Another day, another rejection. Honestly, this is just getting silly. How long will it take womankind to realize my many, many charms?!

Mm? What's that? Someone's hunched over the side of the road... I hope he's all ri-- Brady?

Aw, I know it was hard. But ya made it, little buddy!

Everything all right, Brady?

GAH! I-Inigo?! D-don't startle me like that!

Sorry! I just saw you and wanted... Wait, are you crying?

N-no! Of course I ain't cryin'! Why would I be cryin'?!

...Then who came and cried on your face?

No one! I mean... Um... Sh-shut up! What are you doing here, anyway?!

I'm just wandering the hillside pondering the futility of love. ...So really. Why are you crying?

None'a yer beeswax!

Tell me! ...Or I'll tell everyone I saw big, tough Brady bawling his eyes out.

Blackmail! ...Oh, fine. I saw this tiny flower bloomin' by the roadside and I got a little misty. You happy now?

...... PAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! Hoooo! I'm sorry. I just... I never figured you for the sentimental type.

Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, why don't ya. Just don't go tellin' no one, y'hear?

My lips are sealed. ...Provided you do me one little favor.

Ugh. What?

Cheer up! It's nothing difficult--I promise. We can talk about it next time. I'll be in touch! Ta-ta! (leaves)

...Ugh. Why'd it have to be him?