Part 914: Kjelle B

Heeey, Kjelle! Ready to go? I've got the whole day planned!

My day is already planned. I'm training. Now go away.

Sorry, no can do! Persistence is my greatest strength, you know.

It's pronounced "tragic flaw."

Ah ha! I see your wit is as sharp as a tack!

That wasn't a joke.

One day, my sweet, my ceaseless dedication will win you over.

...You really are unbelievable.

Are you all right? You look tired. Can I get you something? Perhaps a slice of cherry cake with those little frosting flowers would-

Oh, for the love of- FINE! Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. I'll go out with you on one condition.

Ooh, progress! ...What's the condition?

You have to fight me for it. Land one blow past my guard, and you can take me to whatever cake shop you like. I'll even let you pick the weapon.

Er... Um... Right. But you see, that's not really... fair. You're the strongest person I know... And that's including Chrom!

Okay, then. Get lost.

N-no, wait! I'll do it! I'll fight you! I told you that persistence is my greatest strength!

Although right now I wish strength was my greatest strength...

Anyway, the sword was my first love, so let us do battle with that!

Sure. It's your funeral.

*Gulp!* I mean... um... Ha ha! Don't be surprised when I dance circles around you!

Anytime, twinkle toes. I've been waiting for a chance to pound you into dust. This is going to be fun. Heh. Heh heh heh. Ha ha! AAAH HA HA HA!

Eep! Kjelle, I d-didn't know you had an evil side! W-well, at least you seem to be enjoying yourself for a change... Ha ha... ha?