Part 120: Mission #52: No, YOU Fester In Your Own Inabilities and Die in It!
Time for some good ol' fashioned exposition. Oh, and the next (and very, very final) wanzer build will be sometime next week.Mission #52: No, YOU Fester In Your Own Inabilities and Die in It!


Do it without complaint or don't do it at all.



Gah! I forgot how weird Alisa's face looks. Why are here eyes so far apart? That's some piss-poor genetic engineering.




Well, if it isn't Lukav, the Belarussian Blade himself...








I mean, not enough conscience to stop them from building a super-weapon that could destroy mankind, but some sort of conscience nonetheless!





A return trip to flashback land.

Emma... Run!
But... daddy!
Just run, Emma, We'll be okay.
Mommy.
Run. Emma!
And the car explodes...

And the USN wanzer shows up to take Emma away to America, which is, somehow, probably only about the third-most villainous country in this game.





Poor, dumb Alisa, proof that a genetically engineered brain can't make silk out of a sow's ear.



























It's just like Tron: Legacy right down to the plot demanding I accept a vacant-eyed brunette as the future of mankind.






And Lukav gets a wanzer to bust in and help him kidnap Emma AND Alisa while Kazuki just kind of stands there.


Kazuki will get right on that once he unscrambles the meaning of your insult.







Making the past twenty mission kind of pointless in retrospect, but hey, at least we learned something.


And now we've got to fight our way out of the embassy. Fortunately, the only thing standing in our way are Shangdis and Wudes. Kazuki, Yun, Jose and Dennis get the call.

At least this game is fair in the sense that rifles are no more useful for your enemies than they are for your troops.

Meanwhile, the other wanzers start tearing down pieces of the embassy to get at us, which kind of of raise the question of how it is that we have room to fight in an embassy.

Dennis gets a kill...because the body was the only part with HP...and the enemy would have surrendered anyway...still, this is probably one of Dennis' finest moments.

Yun bags another rifle wanzer. For whatever reason, the game only uses rifles on wanzers with bad durability, which seems unnecessary as rifles are actually pretty light so they should, in theory at least, be able to be mounted on stronger wanzers.

Jose flips his machine gun in celebration of his battle skill. It's the only good moment he has this entire mission.

After a few of his real number friends get killed, Liu shows up in a Shangdi with a machine gun. Still, it's Liu, as you'll recall from the other branch, unless he's in an invincible wanzer with a beam rifle, he's toast.

Oh, and there are a few foot soldiers who, in deference to their origins as genetically engineered super-soldiers, are not killed, they are retired.

Since Dennis is this branch's equivalent of Liu, it's only fair that I let the two of them fight it out...

Dennis wins.

A glorious victory. Yun gets 1.02 MVPs.

Well, at least it wasn't a total bust...wait, they were on our side, weren't they? Damn it!






Damn straight you're going to go get it? Do you have any idea how long I had to grind to afford that fucking wanzer?
Next Time: Dead Men Tell Tales! Unnecessary Betrayals! Mines!