Part 135: Mission #67: Slackin' Off and Taking Names

Mission #67: Slackin' Off and Taking Names



: Alisa, help me abort the separation sequence!
: Okay!



Alisa, stop helping.
: ...What's going on!? The abortion program isn't working!
: It's programmed to separate the block immediately!
: They knew what we were doing and set up a trap...
: The entire block is going to be destroyed!
: What!?
It turns out that Alisa and Emma's vaunted super-intelligence may be a bit overstated. Oh, well, how badly could they have screwed up?



That's bad...



Bummer.



: Ryogo!
: What's going on!? The ground's falling apart! How do you expect me to evacuate anyone!?
It'd be easy if you weren't such a fucking slacker!
: Lukav got us! The whole block is going to be torn apart!
: Then what do we do!? Does anyone have a good idea?
: Wait, I'm thinking! (There's got to be something...The DHZ will suffer too if this block is destroyed...) ! Kazuki, check the surveillance monitor! The DHZ must have some landing ships around somewhere!
: Okay! I found it! It's in the coastal facility!
: Ryogo, did you get that!?
: You want me to evacuate there then!?
: Yes, but be careful!
: I got it! Okay, I'm ready to finish this job!
That is a sentiment I can get behind.
: Kazuki, go help with the evacuation! I'll stay here and try to buy time.
: Alisa!?
: Emma, I'll be all right by myself. Go and help with the evacuation. They'll need the help. I also want you to look out for my big brother!
: ...Okay. Isao, please look after Alisa!
: Yeah, I know, Emma. I want you to help the residents and minimize the casualties.
: Yes. Kazuki, let's go!
: I'm right with you!



: They sunk the city! Some of us are still in there!
: Shh! They might hear you....Let's get out of here while we still can.
: What about them?
: Just leave them.
: The enemies are trying to escape....Dude I don't think they'll wanna carpool. I guess we're fighting!
Not that we're going to ask them. They must die so that we may live!



Ryogo, Yun, Jose and Linny are in. This is Jose's last mission in the game. The enemy is a motley crew. Two of those giant missile wanzers from a couple of missions ago, a pair of Yongsais, two tanks and...



...the return of the land submarine.



"I will not rest until I've rid the world of every last one of you," screamed Yun as she leveled her shotgun at the land submarine. "I AM the last one," exclaimed the land submarine in Sean Connery's voice. And then, instead of going on a magical, yet largely mediocre, fantasy adventure that would last nearly 103 minutes, Yun killed the majestic beast.



Man, those missile wanzers have a lot of HP. If they were capable of actually doing real damage, I might be concerned, but, as it stands, it's just a matter of slowly wearing them down.



Linny still isn't very good.



Yun finally manages to trigger a useful skill.



And it takes care of the problem.



Ryogo blasts his way through yet another Yongsai.



Jose, after spending 10 turns of doing nothing but hacking at this giant wanzer, finally, finally kills it. And that's his last action in the game. A round of applause for the Senor Goodtimes!



Linny vaporizes the last enemy Yongsai of the game.



Good enough. Yun picks up her last MVP of the game.



Okay, the refugees are onboard...Wait, who's piloting this thing?
: The auto-pilot should be enough to get to Okinawa
And if not, well, we did our best.
: Hey, you're late, Kazuki.
: Sorry. I had a hard time directing the residents. Here's all of them.
: Alright, let's get out of here.
: We're ready. Let's pull out.
: Alisa, can you hear me? We're ready on our side. Hurry up and get out!

Next Time: Endgame with Lukav! A punchline 68 missions in the making! Explosion!