Part 39: Mission #36, The Sisters Klamsky
Oh, Deceitful Penguin, you cad...Mission #36, Part 2: The Sisters Klamsky

As we last left our heroes, they had been promised a full explanation of the improbable events that had led them to this point!










Let the plot twists flow like water over a fall...

That's Chairman Jie, he's the head of the DHZ, so this meeting is kind of a big deal.

Yeah, it turns out that instead of destroying MIDAS, what the DHZ would really prefer is having multiple copies of it.


And Bal is helping because, well, let's face it, there's no way in hell that Belarus, in any permutation, is going to rule the world.








Liu's last bit of help to the party is explaining what's really been going on.









So, to answer the questions you guys had a few missions back, Liu helped us break Kwang out of Tianlei because it was more important to keep the party under control than it was to stop their actions. Who cares if Kwang is freed if the DHZ has the most powerful weapon in existence?





In fairness, by blindly following Liu to this point, we did put Emma in a very bad position.


Alisa doesn't quite understand how hostages work.




Yeah, that's some seamless exposition there!





And we get a reprise of the flashback Alisa had when she found out Emma was her sister.


Jeez? Really? That's the sort of thing you say when you go outside and it starts raining. Then again, maybe Kazuki is just zoning out by this point.










So the party's spent so much time and effort protecting a damned replicant! What's the point of keeping Alisa safe? We could just grow a new one!







Yeah, she's...well, I mean, she is kind of weak-willed...






And then the sound of distant gunshots fills the room.






It probably wasn't Bal's wisest decision to loudly talk about how the Imaginary Numbers were his eternal slaves.












Tinted red...for murder!










Ka-Boom!

It's Ryogo and the Soulmate! It's good thing that the Ravnui embassy has hallways so gigantically large as to allow Ryogo to drive his wanzer right up to this room.








Fighting a wanzer building inside with two people we're trying to protect seems a trifle unsafe.








Has anyone ever successfully given someone a slow death in any video game or movie? That's just begging for some sort of dramatic reversal.



Real Numbers are embryos enhanced in utero, whereas Imaginary Numbers are genetically engineered from their creation.




Liu is not having the best of days.




We might be a bit past that, at this point...







You can't pick Liu, what with him last being seen in a death struggle with Lukav in an exploding room and all. Kazuki and Alisa are also mandatory choices. I take Miho and Pham to round things out.

Now, this is another escort mission. In this case, you have to protect Emma from the enemy. You can technically win by getting her to the entrance of the embassy, which is where the AI will direct Emma towards. The problem is that pretty much all of the enemies are in the way, so as a practical matter, there's no way of getting through this level without killing everybody anyway.

This level features a few Shunwangs, a Lenghe, and a few foot soldiers. Normally, foot soldiers don't worry me, but I need to keep Emma alive...

Sadly, that may be the most useful thing a rifle has ever done in this game.

Toppleshot will stop an enemy's counterattack and halve its AP. I'd rather have a battle skill that increases damage, honestly.

Pham's flailing attacks have worked so far in this game, but we've finally reached the point in the game where melee attacks start missing.

Lenghe 1s are just a pain to deal with. Granted, when they have fists, you should only be getting hit on their turn, but still.

The grind continues...

It's still no Melee III!

Well, I suppose knocking out the legs on a melee wanzer is at least marginally useful.

I'm not going to lie to you guys, Alisa's role in this battle is to take advantage of her low damage and accuracy to make enemy wanzers surrender without blowing them up. But she's really good at it!

Unlike Pham who almost ripped this Lenghe 1 apart. But, still, luck was on our side this time. This Lenghe will be chopped up into parts and provide components for a number of your submitted wanzers.

It takes a lot of guts to stand up to 20-foot tall walking tank with nothing more than a rifle and a load full of moxie. Regrettably, this isn't an action movie, and Miho puts this poor bastard in the ground.

Only one enemy left. This mission has an effective time limit, as Emma will rush headlong towards the exit every round, regardless of how many enemies are in the way.

Ouch. Miho once again suffers some tough luck.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, the Imaginary Numbers sometimes have battle skills. Most of the time they aren't very good. This would be the exception.

Miho lives! Miho lives! Even had Miho been killed, I'd still probably be able to win, but it's nice to get through the battle with no casualties.

Miho shows the superiority of the free-born! Take that, Gattaca!


Tough luck. Miho gets MVP for her gritty performance.





A noble gesture Kazuki, but you seem to have forgotten which branch this is.






Well, you did just almost accidentally kill us.








Hah! All of our money is tied up in terribly designed wanzers! We have nothing you can take!
Next Time: Chairman Jie discovers the secret of gravity!
The Wanzer Vote Continues Until Tomorrow around noon!
Vote for one wanzer Alisa, and one for Pham!
A. Alisa
Choose one!
Choice #1: Bad Science
Color: White
Submitted by: IceMole
Parts
Body: Shunwang 1
L. Arm: Tieqi 4
R. Arm: Kyokei Mk 108
Legs: Genie
Backpack: BPT9MAX
Computer: COMB652
Weapons
L. Shoulder:
L. Hand: Nissai 90MF
R. Shoulder:
R. Hand: Chongta 3
Smasher sez: Christ, why do you people insist on giving characters weapons they have no experience with? And, is that a Kyokei arm with a burst weapon? And a computer designed to make it go off as often as possible? I thought I made it clear what the effect of Hit or Miss was!
Choice #2: Lanzer
Color: Whatever
Submitted by: Mehuyael
Parts
Body: Lanze (38)
L. Arm: Lanze (15)
R. Arm: Lanze (15)
Legs: Lanze (59)
Backpack: BPT9MAX (30)
Computer: COMC654
Weapons
L. Shoulder:
L. Hand: Heavy Shield (28)
R. Shoulder:
R. Hand: Mk 22 Spike (32)
Smasher Sez: Well, at least Alisa has minimal experience with melee weapons. Perhaps not the most imaginative design, but I suppose, at the least, it'll last.
Choice #3: Mjolnir
Color: Light Grey
Submitted by: jng2058
Parts
Body: Genie
L. Arm: Lanze
R. Arm: Whisk
Legs: Zenislev
Backpack: BX002 (x2 Missile Reloads)
Computer: COMG10
Weapons
L. Shoulder: None
L. Hand: MK10 Shield
R. Shoulder: Nightingale
R. Hand: MK9 Baton
Smasher Sez: I guess this is the best design from a technical perspective, but, well, I'll be honest, Senor Gad, I have a moral objection to the pimping of blogs....therefore, I cannot endorse this design.
B. Pham
Choose one!
Choice #1: Stuck Up
Color: Purple Camouflage (S.D.: Unless we're fighting in a dance club, this is kind of an oxymoron.)
Submitted by: tanasinn
Weight Power
Body: Lanze 39 206
R Arm: Wude 3 15
R Weapon: Mk12 Fist 35
L Arm: Wude 3 15
L Weapon: Mk22 Spike 32
Legs: Lanze 59
Backpack: BPT9MAX 30 90
Computer: COMC654
Total Weight: 225
Total Power: 296
Smasher Sez: The spirit of the Berzuki lives!
Choice #2: Striker
Color: Forest Camo
Submitted by: Gideon020
Body: Tieqi 4
Left Arm: Zenislev
Right Arm: Genie
Legs: Vinedrai
Computer: BTP9MAX
Backpack: COMG10
Left Arm Weapon: Huosai 2
Right Arm Weapon: Mega Buster
Smasher Sez: I'm going to go out on a limb, and suggest that Gideon meant the Big Buster and that he's just been playing a bit too much Megaman. Anyway, he originally designed this for someone else, but it suits Pham better.
Choice #3: Miserable
Color: Yellow
Submitted by: A dead man! You hear me, thetruegentleman, you're a dead man!
Parts
Body: Whisk (45)
L. Arm: Wude 3 (15)
R. Arm Kasel M2 (15)
Legs: Enyo Mk109 (18)
Backpack: BPT9MAX (30)
Computer: COMB652
Weapons
L. Shoulder: Quill (81)
L. Hand: Odin M98 (42)
R. Shoulder: Yunsheng 34 (109)
R. Hand: War Hammer (18)
C. Submission Reform!
Do I
A. Keep the first-come, first serve policy
-or-
B. Open submissions followed by a vote
-or-
C. A hybrid solution, with some number of the slots being first-come, first-served, and the rest being put to a vote
Vote!