Part 54: Mission #51: Liu the Conqueror
I'm not changing the submission rules to force you guys to use certain weapons. That would go against the ethos of the wanzer design process. Hell, the only reason I set aside some slots for voting is because I didn't want to penalize people who weren't checking the thread every hour.Mission $51: Liu the Conqueror
Email. Email! This one's for Mayer/
F. Edward posted:
TITLE
Your dad
This is your Dad.
I just learned that
you're in Japan.
I didn't know Japan
was in such turmoil since
I quit the military.
It's been 10 years since
your mother died...
If she was still alive,
she'd be mad that I let you
work for the CIU.
Don't upset her too much
in Japan...



And I still don't care!






The prime minister assist in a political crisis? That's crazy!

So apparently the coup can be stopped by the Prime Minister publicly announcing that he isn't particularly pleased with the military taking control of the country.





That's a defeatist attitude, the Japanese people could grow to love a military government that threatened to vaporize millions of their countrymen!










Exactly what that ideal is, I couldn't tell you. Probably something about the military taking power from the corrupt politicians. You know it's an overstuffed game when the party fights in three different civil wars.


Not to mention that the Japanese coup forces don't seem to have a particularly good plan. Apparently, they wanted MIDAS so they could force the people of Japan to accept them as the legitimate government, or else it would nuke them, which doesn't seem like it could possibly work in the long-term.










How about because it makes no fucking sense for it to be a trap. How about that? What do you think is going to happen? That you're going to march into to Tokyo when, suddenly, a thousand ninja wanzers jump out of shadows and kill you?



I'm reasonably sure that the Japanese people living in mortal terror that their government would vaporize them with MIDAS would not have been a better country.







I swear to God, if Kazuki took out a pocket knife and stabbed his father right in front of them, some one would interpret it as Kazuki's way of giving a hug.

Tokyo will fall to our mighty...diplomacy.







I'm not sure whether that new X-Men movie is going to be any good, but I'm reasonably sure that it's going to be better than Green Lantern, then again, Green Lantern was never going to be any good. I mean, yeah, this coup business is thrilling, especially since its importance is mooted by the fact that Lukav already fled this region of Japan several missions ago!





Using the hideous due of process of law to prosecute those who break the laws of government. Monstrous!




Uh, didn't some really bad things happen the last time Japan had a military government. Atomic things.






















You know, there are times when this game feels like it's never going to end.

Off to Kumamoto, which is on Kyushu. Progress?














Actually, that would be a nice change of pace.





As was established last mission, the Japanese army's policy towards securing equipment is hoping really hard that no one decides to steal it.


I have some important business to attend to first.


And then Kazuki murdered this man for saying such things about his father.

This guy's in-game name is 'Coward.' I guess that goes to Front Mission 3's schizophrenic vision of war. Sure, war is hell, but only a pussy is a pacifist!

The future bloodsport of MayhemBall. It involves land mines, chainsaws, and a robotic assassin known only as "Red 47."






From Okinawa we came, and it is in Okinawa that our final battle must surely be fought. The cycle must be made complete!




I don't think you've got that expression quite right there, Ryogo.





Finally. Okay, new wanzers. Ryogo has the SupportGunnr, Pham has the PassionFruit, Mayer has the Longbow, and Liu has the White Devil. And here's where I have to admit that it's always a bit of a struggle for me to figure out how to use your designs, if only because it can be tricky to gauge exactly how they'll work in the game, so, that's the excuse I'll being going with.

The White Devil brings fear to his enemies!

Here's mistake number one. I'm used to Ryogo having a shield, so I let him get a little too close to the enemy, and, more specifically, this Kasel. Now, if he had a shield, I'd block this attack instead of hoping for the best out of the shotgun...but the SupportGunnr doesn't have a shield, so...

That's not good.

Mistake number two, I'm used to Pham having a pretty rugged body unit. This wanzer is pretty tough, but not quite tough enough. Also, since she has a flamethrower, I keep blowing all her AP on attacks, leaving her unable to use that shield. Damn.

Meanwhile, Liu keeps blowing things up with his invincible new wanzer.

With Ryogo and Pham dead, the enemy can now focus more shots on Mayer, who eventually succumbs. So far, I haven't destroyed a single enemy wanzer. If I'm going to beat this mission, Liu is going to have to defeat the entire army by himself.

And the enemy starts surrounding poor Liu.

Liu isn't going down without a fight!

The issue is that the White Devil is the most powerful wanzer that can be build in this game, but the sheer number of enemies takes its toll.

So Liu busts out his ultimate battle skill, Body Smash. When Body Smash triggers, the next attack automatically destroys the enemy's body, killing him in one hit.

Although, given the amount of damage that Liu can do with his Heavy P-Gun, it's really more useful for the fact that it means that attack will definitely hit the body.

And another one down.

And then this happens. Leg Smash breaks the White Devil's legs, robbing Liu of his last remaining damage sink. It's going to be a close one.

But it's just not enough, as Liu finishes off the last enemy. Victory!

Frankly, I had no business winning that fight anyway. Liu wins MVP because, you know, he was the only surviving wanzer of the battle.

Well, the important thing is that we stopped Kuroi before he...wait, his goal was getting away with the tank? And he did? Fuck.



Next Time: Kuroi's last stand! Kazuki gets blown up...again!