Part 57: Mission #54: The Ragtag Misfits Ride Again!
Another one update day, and, I must admit, that's likely to be the rule for the next week and a half or so, but then things should pick back up. Then again, I'm feeling sick and had a 3 and a half hour exam today, so, really, that's as good as I can do for you guys.Also, you can't get Jose in this path, you only get that choice in the other branch, and yes, you guys will get to vote on it.
Mission #54: The Ragtag Misfits Ride Again!

Of course we are.


Okinawa? You know, everything I know about Okinawa I learned from Kill Bill.




So, the bomb we spent fifty missions looking for? It was in Okinawa the entire time...you know the place we started the game. Our thrilling chase around the Pacific Rim? Completely meaningless!


I am obligated to respond in the affirmative.

And we head to the last locale of the game...same as the first. Also, the map is still upside-down. Even though we've never even visited the Southern Hemisphere in this branch.



The bridge is named after Kosuke Connection, a famed engineer of the mid-21st century.







In the future, medical marijuana won't be legalized...it will be mandatory.











I'm not going to like the answer, am I?





Why would they do that? No, honestly, am I supposed to believe that the generals looked at MIDAS and said, "You know, the middle of a power reactor would be a swell hiding space for an exceptionally powerful bomb!"







Or we could use a boat...or a plane, or really anything that doesn't involve us trying to directly pass through an enemy chokepoint.

Fine.



Hey, it's Dr. Koike, the guy who left us to die back in mission 3!





We happened.








Let's do this.











The JDF kind of suck at this whole military thing...



You do definitely deserve to die for your incredibly stupid, "let's attach MIDAS to a city and see what happens," plan, but...

The plot obligates us to save the day.



'The defenders of justice?' Ryogo, that's a one-mission ban for such a ridiculous sobriquet. I don't think we defended justice once in this entire game!



Yeah, I'm sure the seventh time'll be the charm.

Once again, it's time to make sure even the bad wanzers get their day in the sun. Alisa, Mayer, and Lan get the call, and I send Miho in to make sure it doesn't turn into a bloodbath.

I'd be lying if I said I had faith in the Firearm, but it just might get the job done this time...

Whenever Alisa is effective, there's always a sense that something terrible is going to happen to balance things out. In this case, it's the fear that sometime, when it's least helpful, Salvo is going to go off and make Alisa useless.

Some wanzers were just born under a bad sign.

Nice, now, to capitalize on this turn of events. Lan, redeem yourself!

Whoever built the Firearm, I must ask: Why? Just...why?

Overkill? Well, maybe, but if I kill the pilot, I don't have to worry about the wanzer, and it's not like Mayer has any real chance of hitting him with her rifle...

The good news? Alisa killed the Lenghe. The bad news? She did it by triggering Salvo, meaning she's all out of missiles, and putting her in close combat is a bad idea. Fortunately, I have...other plans.

But first, Miho has to confront one of the most soul-crushing battle skills the enemy can pull at you. Avoid 80 means that Miho will be doing exactly 0 damage to this fucking Shunwang.

Mayer's having a solid mission. Then again, that brings the number of solid missions a missile wanzer has had in this branch to...three and a half.

I could take the 6 Shots into close combat and hope for the best, or I could eject Alisa into this vacant Shunwang. Guess how much faith I have in the 6 Shots?

All that's left is a a Lenghe 1 and a missile wanzer. The missile wanzer doesn't have many missiles left, so it's not much of a threat. So, time to start chipping away at the Lenghe.

And now it is mine. Then again, this late in the game, I don't have much use for it.

Mayer finishes off the mission by shooting the last enemy in the head with a rifle. Not a terrible showing for the rejects. In fact, the only wanzer on the team that really was even close to being destroyed was Lan's.

The game concurs with my judgment. In an incredible upset, Mayer wins MVP. Who built this wanzer anyway? Capskye? Fuck, that guy knows how to build pleasing wanzers. At this point, I'm 90% sure that he's some sort of split personality of mine that I don't know about, like in Fight Club.




Well, we had nearly twenty seconds where it seemed like the protagonists weren't ineffectual dolts, that's all we can hope for at this point.




Man, I guess Ryogo really upped his dose for this mission.



Next Time: Liu fights fire with deadly, deadly neutron beams.