Half Life 2

Part 11

alright sorry for the delay i was just being a lazy cunt

i decide to blast my way through the door. im never going to get good with grenades if i dont practice.

i suffer an acceptable loss of health and press on

i do not like long dark hallways. first of all they creep the piss out of me and secondly my camera has a shitfit and refuses to take a clear picture unless i hold the camera as still as a statue

what are they even doing? are they eating? into what mouth? they covered up the one on the human host's head and their mouth is occupied with said head. perhaps they are just beating the corpses for fun, an activity i can relate too

some of the animations are kind of silly. i mean look he's falling INTO the explosion.

theres coffee but you cant drink any. which is sad because ill bet gordon could really go for a hot cup of java right about now

someone spilled blue on the ground

i realize ive been locked in and am suddenly very very jumpy

you know following a trail of blood seems like the natural think to do but it really isn't that smart of a decision when you think about it

i guess the security guard beat the scientist to death with that grenade then ripped his own spine out, presumably from guilt.

i think i hear noises but i cant tell where theyre coming from

HOLY SHTZDQXDFUDSSHIT!

oh hey nevermind i guess its just a scientist

oops

i guess it WAS just a scientist

maybe i should just walk around with my shotgun out instead of gernades

these dickslimers are pretty much not scary at all. in fact they actually make it seem less scary because they look so stupid.

hahaha guys check it out

hahaha im BEATING THE MEAT

what the hell this place is like a big loop

eventually i notice some vents up on the shelves and stuff

i guess im supposed to stack boxes, so i try and drag them over to the shelf which would be easier if the physics wasnt so shitty. why does everyone say half life 2 has such a great physics engine anyways