Part 12
okay welcome back to the let us play through
as soon as i load i see this scientist running away from me. i guess he saw me blow up those security guards
dont worry. he didnt get far.
this is g-man. i can only assume the g stands for gay
holy crap
this guy just dove through the window and runs away. badass
i guess he was running from these guys. they go down in a couple shotgun blasts, although looking at this picture youd think if they can break through about 12-inch brick walls with their bare hands theyd do more than like 10 damage a hit
i see this dead security guard in the room the scientist was in
didnt anyone ever tell you "never leave a man behind"?
semper fi bitch
I come accross an elevator shaft and after pressing the button and waiting for a few minutes i figure the elevator is probably not going to come for me
i guess its stuck up there
damn thats a long way down. why would you build a ladder that doesnt even come close to going to the bottom of the shaft anyways?
shit
i guess i might need to jump or something
please do not try to visualize me operating the keyboard, mouse, and camera at the same time to get this picture
hey i actually made it
what the shit???
geez unlike every other fps in the history of the universe you apparently arent allowed to jump to climb the ladder extra fast.
i see a scientist dangling on a ladder
quickly! use the force from my bullets to propel yourself up the ladder!
oops
sorry about that buddy
anyways i climb onto of the elevater then break the hatch and climb in and step outside
we do?
lol look at that stupid security guard. by the way that scientist accidently got shot in the head by someones shotgun but i wont say whose. anyways whatever its not important okay?
come on dude the shotgun is right there
COME ON! idiot
fucking sweet, lasers
aw theyre the gay ones made out of light. all they do is activate some stupid turret
i find a machine gun next to some dead soldier. youre not doing a very good job saving me you faggot
fuck you turret
another laser. good thing i already know theyre harmless so i can just walk through them
WHAT THE FSHIT
thats not supposed to happen! you fuckin tricked me
guess i just jump over it
what is this an exploding camera? i thought this was halflife2 not james bonds hahaha