Part 18

because this next part looks tough i decide to tape some good luck charms to my monitor


all im doing is jumping down hole after hole


jesus christ its like that part from silent hills two.


finally. i get to jump in a big pool of water


haha stupid hole snake


i guess this security guard was trying to give himself super powers from the nuclear waste. wait whats that next to his body?


oh hell yes motherfucker i got me a magnum


god fucking damnit im so sick of this shit


hm im not entirely sure what to do here


i guess i just jump in and swim really fast


ah shit


not as planned


okay lets try something else


maybe i should have just walked on these big pipes from earlier


you have to do some bullshit here but who cares


god damnit valve why do you make me jump like im some kind of dog


fuck you pipes. your almost as worst as vents. i wish i was back in the office complax


lol i guess i got my wish


oh you want some bitch?


BOOM HEADSHnevermind


god i love this gun


its only flaw is it takes fucking ages to reload


jesus i could have just gone out and bought a new gun in the time it takes to reload it


power up? like a fire flower?


HOLY MOTEHFUoirIHGROHIVBOhbdojhBSOCJhbSDOhvojHVODdd


what in the motherfucking fuck is that fucking piece of fuck?


okay i have devised a new plan


RUN THE FUCK AWAY


HOLY SHIT


GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BITCH


god are you fucking serious? i went the wrong way


i cant afford to waste precious magnum ammo on you little shits


blah blah if you can turn on the generator we might be able to make it out of here on the choo choo train


we? theres only room for one snake and one boss in this world. and im both of them you bitch


i enjoy watching the soldiers try to kill the big blue meanie and subsequently getting slaughtered


god didnt i JUST turn on a power generator? i dont want to do that again. ill continue after this commercial break