Part 19

alright welcome back. ive decided its with enemies like that big blue dickhead im gonna have to crank it up a notch. its time to get fuckin serious


and that is why using my awesome craftsman skills i have created the Ultra Fucking Keyboard 5000X. lets do this shit motherfuckres


holy get the fuck away from me


jesus christ


crazy bitch


ah... shit.


look i can see my own skull. how fucked up is that?


god i am so sick of that disgusting green glow


oh look the asshole soldiers are back. hooray!


oh my. what could these do?


well golly gee im gonna enjoy the shit out of these


god no matter how sick of the aliens i get i will never miss these fucking turrets. luckily i have just the thing to take care of this


hahaha god damn thats awesome


oh come on. COME ON! COME ON ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! you set up that cover and then you put fucking GIGANTIC EXPLOSIVE BOXES right behind it? Are you TRYING to die?


god damn


hey look what i found


lol neato


WTF useless piece of shit cant even tell me apart from bad guys. a lot of help you are.


fuck you soldiers i hate you


god damnit i try to be nice and let you run away but you make me have to kill you


what is it invisible or something?


god damn doesnt the military ever shut the fuck up?


fuckin radios


thats the stupidest looking elevator ive ever seen


oh hey more stupid exploding cameras. theyre really not that big of a deal since theyre really easy to avoid


oh god damnit you have to be shitting me


i fucking hate you sound-dogs so much


eat shit fucking sounddog


that looks delicious


finally the fucking power generator. lets turn this piece of shit on


turn on. TURN ON. WHY THE FUCK WONT YOU TURN ON!?


god... fucking.. damnit...


time to venture down to the maintenance area. more like GAYntenance area.


which apparently is flooded with water for some retarded reason


is that it? boxes? BOXES were the problem?


fuck you, game.


god damn its about time


i make my way back fighting through a bunch of dickhead soldiers


and dont forget these assholes too


well im finally back in this stupid piece of shit room


track power: off? OFF?! WHAT THE FUCK VALVE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!


FUCK YOU, YOU GIANT BLUE FAGGOT


okay down in the big main room these two big metal doors that used to be closed had opened, so i run through them as fast as i can


and it leads to two gigantic big red beehives. that doesnt really help me


and this asshole is still chasing me


at last, the track power controls! i thought they were just an old wives tale


god damn bitch leave me the fuck alone


quickly, throw the switch!


ZAP MOTHERFUCKER


awwwww yeeeeea


see you in hell you giant blue cock


finally. LETS BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND


huh? but i need to turn right, how do i... oh.


*sigh*


LETS BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND FOR REAL THIS TIME


FUCK YOU CONCRETE BARRIER


yes, i am on a rail. how observant of you, game.


why the fuck am i not moving



Blah blah blah Freeman, I've been waiting for you. One of your scientist pals said to give you a message. You're supposed to take this old rail system up to some kind of satelite delivery rocket. I don't know where it is exactly, and the old guy was so worried about gettin outta here alive he didn't tell me. Main thing is, the military aborted the launch. So, when you do find the rocket, you'll have to get up to the control and launch it yourself. He said somethin about a Lambda team needing the satelite in orbit if they were ever gonna clean up this--


HOLY SHIT BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT CARE


hell yea motherfuckers