Part 21
welcome back to the thing. i have to go up this stupid elevator, which rotates while it goes up which is a pain in the dick
which wouldn't be that big of a deal if it wasn't for the ASSHOLE SOLDIER FUCKERS TRYING TO KILL ME
GOD DAMNIT YOU COCKSUCKERS LEAVE ME ALONE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
whores
god damn cant you guys leave me alone for five minutes???
okay using the turret is pretty fucking awesome
lmao look its a two headed vortiguant
ive been doin a lot of killing but i still dont really know where to go
whatever. i guess i just stay on the rail. FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!
SHIT HIT THE FUCKIN BRAKES
god damn you game
well eventually im forced to ditch my beloved choo choo train
holy shit i didnt know there were still security guards this far into the game
i shall remedy this problem
its not like you were gonna last long anyways
holy FUCKSHITS
god damn that is one powerful turret
surrender freeman? no wai lol
haha i made it say "surrender men". FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS.
god damnit game you are starting to piss me off. these stupid cameras are a pain in the caboose
that spaceship is still cool
auuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhh i find another tramcart i have to ride
the turrets are actually able to kill the bullsquids. this proves that turrets > soldiers and settles the debate that robots > humans
i find some dead soldiers next to a bullsq-- a HEADCRAB? AHAHAHahHAhaHAahHAh fuckin retards
yore dead freeman
no im not lol
holy crap
damn look at that fuckin rocket launcher
know whats great? this guy just stands still if you get too close for the rocket launcher to shoot you
hahaha
tard
holy crap
damn vortigaunts are seriously fucking useless
agh not another damn turret
fuck your shit
okay i think im gonna take a break from halflife
i think ill play some good old xbox 360
thats weird i didnt think there was a game in here
halflife? what the heck?
weird. ill just put it on here.
whatever. ive decided id rather play my wii anyways. let me just eject whatever game is still in here
what the hell?! didnt i just...
whoa. how did... nevermind. im not in the mood to play a video games.
this is kinda creeping me out. im just gonna leave it on my desk.
i think its time to have a refreshing soft drink
ah, vault. youre like surge but shittier... hold on a second.
is that...
okay. what the hell. im seriously getting freaked out now.
i think i need to lie down
ill just go up to my room and... wait a second. let me have a look at that picture
OH MY GOD
its... its inside the frame!
HOLY SHIT RUN THE FUCK AWAY
SHIT
oof
i really need to stop running down that hallway. i almost always trip.
oh god... OH NO
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
LOOK ILL PLAY YOU AGAIN ALRIGHT! JUST DONT COME ANY CLOSER!!
NOOO!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
