Part 28

blah blah blah welcome back to the whatever. i really should stop having "welcome back" messages since they're pretty fucking pointless at this point


now that i have all my worthwhile weapons back its time to start collecting the shitty ones again. like these fucking useless camerabombs


wow that really is such an obstacle. how will i ever overcome it


one thing ive actually learned is to stand the FUCK back when detonating bombs in this game. because its bloody impossible to predict their blast radius


OH GOD MORE OF THESE THINGS


AND MORE OF THESE ASSHOLES


however this is actually a surprisingly easy encounter, since these stupid assholes actually kill each other for me


i guess now is a perfect time to unload these little shits


be free my children


around the corner this asshat tries to ambush me


im not sure why i did this, it seemed like a good idea at the time. its not like im ever gonna use those stupid cameras anyways


stand back. step right.


HA


thats what you get for standing up to the gordonmeister


whoever designed this level had a boner for putting headcrabs in cages or containers


hey look guys, a bullsquid killing a soldier. thats never happened before.


this next part involves some bullshit laser puzzle or somethin


WHOA SHIT. finally, REAL lasers! ones that kill you and shit


i hear some scientesticles talking about some bullshit I don't care about


whoa. all of a sudden i care a lot more


what the fuck is that supposed to be


this is the gayest gun ever


HOLY FUCK. IT SHOOTS LASERS


this is the coolest gun ever!


look at that fucker glow!


more laser bullshit


more laser bullshit


more laser bullshit


all of those lasers lead to this room and seem to power this machine which creates...


another laser. just what i needed


this laser is fucking serious business though. its fucking huge


"do not obstruct laser shield"


so i find this crate, right? and i think to myself "why dont a use it to obstruct that laser shield!"


my cunning plan causes the laser to shoot at the wall


which explodes for some reason


oh boy, another bland lifeless room


thanks for making that obligatory long ass drop valve, you cocks


oh boy, scientists, my favorite!


YOU LIKE FUCKING LASERS YOU FUCKERS? APPARENTLY YOU DO BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME SOLVE PUZZLES INVOLVING THEM. IF YOU LOVE LASERS SO MUCH THEN HERE YOU GO YOU CUNT


OH YOU WANT SOME TOO!?


DONT RUN AWAY BITCH. HAHAHAHAA


what the fuck is this? ...oh yeah, i need the scientists to open that front door from earlier...


you mean the game is going to make me...


NOT kill scientists?


NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!