Part 5: Anime Kururugi, Dead or Alive


Another day, another demon-filled road with nothing interesting in it.

And here we are. Let's get to the bottom of all this nonsense.

♫ "Kaede's Village"

....Ya think?


I can't find any specific history of the consumption of fruit juice in Sengoku Japan, but there were several juicable fruits naturally growing in Japan at this point, so yeah, maybe Shippo could get like some peach or grape juice. Also it's entirely possible that Kagome coulda brought some juice boxes from the present.

Though Inuyasha's reaction kinda trends towards no.


I feel like if we're going to ask around town about someone who looks like me, splitting up won't help since the others won't have....me as reference.

It is night at about two points in this game overall.




Let's buy some healing items, I guess.

Down to the south, there's an entrance to the back alleys which are kind of a maze but the solution is piss easy. We'll worry about this later.

A question mark!

Woman: We're finally alone together, but...


Kid?
Woman: Oh, you're such a loser! We finally get to be alone together, but...
Yeah, whatever, let's look at this wanted poster.

Man: There's wanted posters of this kid all over the city. I wonder what the kid did? Huh, it really looks like you.
Looking at the poster itself...


Jinkichi: I've seen you somewhere before...Hey, it's the girl on the wanted poster!
♫ "Cutscene 2"

Aw fuck cheese it.


Fuck.

Jinkichi: Don't let the kid get away.

So I keep being told, but I have rights! Where's my katsudon bowl?!



♫ "Cutscene 1"
For some reason, the village headman gets a unique sprite and portrait despite being about as meaningful to the story overall as the three villagers who attacked us in the beginning.




Yeah, it's the same world. Different time. Keep up.




W-Well if we wouldn't know her, why does she want us?!

Yeah!


♫ "Sadness"
Ah fuck.

He didn't say Kagura was the one they were looking for, he said that Kagura was looking for us. The presence of Kagura doesn't change anything, god.


Well, this wall is kinda blue.


O FLAME BURNING BRIGHT




♫ "Kaede's Village"
And we're outside the headman's house. We can't go to the right because that's where the wanted poster is and we'll just get caught again. So now we have to navigate the maze of back alleys.

So if you just flail around, you're gonna get completely lost, but the solution is incredibly simple.

You just keep going down for a few screens...

Until you see this fella.

Then go left a couple screens.

And we're out.
Now, there is literally nothing pointing you towards that route, you're just supposed to figure it out. Game design.








♫ "Cutscene 1"




There's also like....a lot of other shit involved, but that's a story for another game.





So they don't actually explain what this means, and I suppose a refresher is always good. Naraku is less a single demon and more of a collective hivemind of like a thousand demons, and he splits himself off into separate beings to do his bidding. Kagura is one such.





IT REALLY DOES NOT HE IS KIND OF A DIRECT ACTION KINDA GUY



♫ "Kaede's Village"

And here we are. This doesn't seem like a good idea.

Yeah I don't....know why we thought this would work.



I just really wanna know what our plan of attack there was.

A very good question, you could have used your big sword to stop that samurai man.







That is literally nothing we've seen. You only got into the headman's house last time because the literal police got you.




Kagome, that means the same thing.

That's weird of you to say because that's literally what we just tried anyway.














That's us in the hakama.















Genkichi: Hmmm? I see. It's the girl on the wanted poster. Come inside. Wait over by the white sand.




No it's not! The only reason we did this plan was because Shippo could more easily get out of jail! And we're just going in without Shippo going to jail, so why not just pretend to turn the normal me in?



And next time, we'll get to the bottom of all this.