Introduction
Jack Orlando is a 1997 noir-themed adventure game, in which a hateful old man solves a crime by making everyones' lives worse. I think he's supposed to be sardonic and cool but mostly he's just a shit. This is the 2001 "Director's Cut," which added Windows support and a few extra scenes, most of which contain instant-death puzzles (they were cut for a reason, apparently); it can be purchased on Steam. Currently, it is on sale for 86 cents, which is a good bargain. Highlights include a button that lets you point a gun at people and also the most racist Chinese stereotypes ever seen in videogames.
Anyway, this game is about Jack Orlando, and I hope you'll enjoy it.
Table of Contents
- JAILTIME
- ORLANDO LEARNS SOME MANNERS
- YOU'RE SHIT SCARED
- FLIENDS
- A HARD MAN
- GUMSHOE
- A FAST GETAWAY
- KIND OF AN UNDERWHELMING UPDATE, SORRY
- HOBOS AREN'T PEOPLE
- YOU'RE FISH
- i can finally stop playing this shitty game
BONUS: M CIASTER EXAMINES THE GAME'S TRANSLATION
