Table of Contents
- Part 1: This is John Galt Speaking: Live from Omerta, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
- Part 2: The Sex-Palace of Miguel the Giant and the Battle for Drassen Airfield
- Part 3: A is A and Dead is Dead
- Part 4: The Last Update's Title Had Nothing to Do With This Update, and the Defense of Drassen
- Part 5: Is a Man Not Entitled to the Sweat Trickling Down a Tijuana Hooker's Back?!
- Part 6: In Which A Man's Head Explodes
- Part 6.5
- Part 7: Res Gestae Divae Dagniae Taggarti
- Part 8: Team Gumpy goes Haywire!
- Part 9: Death for Some, Miniature American Flags for Others
- Part 10: Overflo
- Part 11: Check Your Premises
- Part 11.5
- Part 12: The Left Testicle of Tiresias: The Battle for Orta
- Part 13: They're Not Like You and I, the Rich; They're Better!
- Part 13.5
- Part 14a: Grummble in the Grummngle
- Part 14b: Grummble in the Grummngle
- Part 15: Dies Irae (μηνιος ٴημεραι )
- Part 15.5
- Part 16: Welcome to Flavour Country
- Finale
- Epilogue