Introduction
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts 2
Maix Derk Thongs 2
These all refer to the same game, created by Square Enix something like two years ago. I doubt the game needs much introduction, but perhaps this LP does. I used to love this game, but over time it warped me and stunted me into a being that could probably speed run the game if I so desired. As a stunt I went to a friend's house one day and beat it in one sitting.
That was 6 months ago and I have not touched the game since then. Until today. This morning I sat down with my good friend Medibot, three bags of snacks, and a 12-pack of Canada Dry(R) Ginger Ale. I finished the game about an hour ago after 10 hours of sitting in a very uncomfortable chair and talking about the game in a stream of conciousness sort of thing.
I don't remember most of it, I wasn't really there, I was taking a back seat to the rapidly shrinking part of my brain that still enjoyed the game and could play and talk about it. Now I am something on the level of a gibbering man-ape and do not wish to use my voice for a long while.
WHAT DID I DO TO PLAY THIS GAME??? THERE HAVE BEEN SOME CHANGES DUE TO EVENTS
- SKIP CUTSCENES! I did not want to step on mistaya's toes with this LP, so it is purely a skill LP with NO STORY AT ALL. THAT'S HER JOB
- BEGINNER MODE! Harder modes serve only to lengthen play time. CAN'T HAVE THAT!
- NO SAVES! I didn't save my game at any time INCLUDING AT THE VERY END
So there, this is barebones combat ass-kicking. If you would like to watch it, feel free to do so. If not, LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR WHINING!
Have a flow chart:
(This was developed after hours of research)
Videos
| 01 - Beginning to First Boss | Hosted | Youtube |
| 02 - To the end of the intro | Hosted | Youtube |
| 03 - Get out of Twilight Town | Hosted | Youtube |
| 04 - The Land of China | Hosted | Youtube |
| 05 - Beast's Castle 1 | Hosted | Youtube |
| 06 - The gods must be crazy | Hosted | Youtube |
| 07 - It's a throwdown darn tootin | Hosted | Youtube |
| 08 - Pirates! | Hosted | Youtube |
| 09 - Agrabah 1 | Hosted | Youtube |
| 10 - This part, it features Tron | Hosted | Youtube |
| 11 - Pumpkin Hill Zone | Hosted | Youtube |
| 12 - More Tron... PLUS! | Hosted | Youtube |
| 13 - Return to China | Hosted | Youtube |
| 14 - THAT SPEAR GUY | Hosted | Youtube |
| 15 - Coliseum 2 and more Pirates | Hosted | Youtube |
| 16 - Hubadubadubada and Spanish Guitar | Hosted | Youtube |
| 17 - The Beginning of the End | Hosted | Youtube |
| 18 - Loose Ends | Hosted | Youtube |
| 19 - The Final Boss | Hosted | Youtube |
| 20 - The End | Hosted | Youtube |