Part 3
So anyway, more stuff.
90 years isn't a very long time. . .
Yeah. War is always followed by peace. Always. Read a history book, it's true.
Yeah, no one remembers those wars from the last century, that's so long ago. World War who?
Especially in Switzerland, those guys have like no problems.
It's always when people are least expecting it. It wouldn't be exciting if they were all training for some kind of gigantic fighting tourney and suddenly aliens attacked. Cause then the aliens would get their asses kicked.
That our hero as a little kid.
Fuck all you people who wanted Maxim, with Mixam no one will ever be confused!
Suddenly, a little girl wanders in!
There's a lot of little dialogue in this game, so I'll just give you the most important parts. And if there's an important segment, I'll type it out. Anyway:
Mama told me not to talk to creepy old men
And this game revolves around me! Cause, you know, it's called Lufia and all. In Japan it's called Estopolis or something.
I hacked them up with an axe. I mean what?
Ah, I love a woman who doesn't beat around the bush. And thus an inseperable friendship was born.
And lot's of playing, I'm sure
Aw, lame. But I like stabbing stuff!
Wow, that sounds. . . hilarious? I guess? Weirdos.
You people don't understand the STRUGGLE of life. Or something.
100 years ago. . . NO ONE WAS ALIVE THEN! But seriously, these people are pretty laid back, but Mixam is only focused on stabbing things. A little bit psychotic, I think.
Sorry guys, I have to go help MY GIRLFRIEND tend to the flowers. MY GIRLFRIEND.
Priphea is an important flower. It's Lufia's favorite. And comes up again and again over the course of the three (ONLY THREE) games.
FLOWERS EVERYWHERE!
I don't think I can stress this enough: THERE ARE FLOWERS HERE.
He's obsessed with this shit. ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT 100 YEARS AGO! WELL THIS IS NOW, AND JUST BECAUSE THERE WERE MONSTERS 100 YEARS AGO DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD'VE QUIT YOUR JOB AND RESORTED TO PRACTICING SWORDPLAY EVERY DAY!
They've probably been saying this for 100 years. And nothing has happened, what are the odds of it happening now?!
I'm probably Maxim's great-grandson, or maybe great-great grandson. Either way, I have stabbing in my blood.
Maybe a change of subject is in order. CINNAMON TEA!
And apparently I like to teast Lufia. It's not like she doesn't have enough problems, having come from who knows where and having no past, memory, or parents. But okay let's tease her.
Damn bitch getting huffy. It was just a joke!
Now I want some pie. . . What the heck is cinnamon pie? Is it like Potato Pie? Will it raise my HP?
I guess I'll just wait here while she makes that pie.
Monsters you say?! Not in this day and age! That's how it always starts.
Hmm, a rumor about monsters. And our protagonist is obssesed with the idea of stabbing monsters. Sounds like this is just the opportunity he needs! I just hope he doesn't run off before Lufia finishes her pie!
Whoops lolz
Never, ever. EVER.
I'd better check it out! No danger in that, right guys?
Next upate: stealing items from churches, and Mixam gets violently stabbed to death by an angry monster.