Part 6

Oh snap, time to continue on. Let's go get Liliah and take her home.


Our king is way cooler than Sheran's king. Seriously. That guy is a dick.


Well you could always. . . oh wait my girlfriend is here nvm


Let's hurry I'm itching to stab a bitch.



Uh, are you sure you two are just brother and sister



Word. I mean, how dangerous could it be? Up until now I've been fighting crap like jelly and newts.


Hey a desert randomly in the middle of a continent. I don't think the programmers are familiar with climate/geology. But it's a video game so whatever. Let's see a sampling of some of the local monsters:


That's seriously the scariest earwig I've ever seen


An anemone with legs. . . in the desert.


I have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to be, this is the strangest enemy since Lipkids in the Legaia games. Well strangest UNTIL, since Legend of Legaia came out five years later. Shit someone needs to LP that game, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.


Well that sucks, I can't go anywhere for now. I'd better check out what else is going on.



Wait, like as in Doom Island Guy? The one who fought the Sinistrals?

Listen, I'm just a fucking NPC, I don't know any information beyond what I'm programmed to say, asking me a question is completely futile!

EGADS!

Okay well we should investigate this old man.


Here's an old man looking at the sea, that's probably him.



How did you know?!

I have gaydar! Actually I fought with Guy, of Doom Island fame.

Oh snap! What do you know about Gades?

Gades you say? More like GAYDES! How do you know about him?

Know him? I fought the bitch, he stabbed me repeatedly in the chest but you'd never tell because it didn't leave a mark.

Wait what

I'm Maxim's descendant.

Oh okay that makes sense come with me.


MY TEA BETTER BE READY BITCH!


Jet Li is in this game


He's very old. Like, really fucking old. He wants as little contact with foreign germs as possible.


This is like a VIP card that I can use to get anything I want! I can see it now!

But M-Mr. Mixam, I'm only 13!

It's okay baby, I'm the descendant of Maxim.

oh okay in that case. . .




Oh god the juxtaposition THE JUXTAPOSITION!

I guess I'm going to go meet Jet Li. I need to level up first, however, as the enemies are hard as fuck and I'm weak. I accidently gave a strength raising potion to Lufia instead of Mixam so he isn't doing as much damage as I'd like. So I should gain a level or two so I won't die horribly. And but a club for Mixam even though I know for a fact I'm getting a better weapon at the house of "The One."

NEXT UPDATE: We meet Strom Thurmond!