Part 12: A Day in Eisengrad
Chapter 11: A Day in Eisengrad
When we last left our heroes, Hal had just totally bailed them out with the Gundam. Still no sign of Vladi Zarth, though.










"Damnit, Hal is a good guy and if you DARE question him I swear I'll put my hands over my ears and sing 'LALALALALALALALALALALALA!'" <









"Shut up Tremmie not you too!" <



Damn straight. Anyway, the road to the palace is littered with little secret paths to treasure.

There's one here...

Here...

Here...

And here.

"Hm... Important people means important treasure..."

Oh, hey, I have a fan.


So here we are at the palace. I would LOVE some of the Kampfer data they have in such abundance.








In Cheeto's defense it's really easy to be self-assured when you're piloting a complete travesty of science. I only wish I could make it more ridiculous, but I can't find any awesome parts.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "He wouldn't DARE steal from the palace. No way."

"Yoink."









He gives us 5 small ECAPS and 10000 credits. Hell yeah.




"Keep an eye on THIS, old man!"






Yeah, screw you Akter. Dorpo and I've got bigger fish to fry anyway.


I guess our next destination is clear.










Were you not paying attention a few updates ago? They make these giant robots out of dirt. Nobody supplies dirt, except... My God. This could be worse than we thought. EARTH IS ARMING THE DARK ALLIANCE! QUICKLY, AIM THE NUKES FOR THE PLANET'S CORE!







Theoretically, the Gyan would be much better for Cheeto's strong melee abilities, but I'm going to go for the Gelgoog. I like Cheeto to have some ranged abilities, plus later I can use the Gelgoog as a hand-me-down.

Next time: Pirates! Again!


BONUS CONTENT!
Timeline Dickery Part Deux


"However, evidence contradicting this has been discovered in various locations. Documents describe alternate eras of Mobile Suits, such as the 'Future Century' and 'Another Century.' Debate continues as to the truth and accuracy of these documents."
First off, translation error. "Another Century" should read "After Colony". Gundam Wing takes place during the After Colony era. So anyway, time for the ultimate timeline dickery. According to MS Saga, Universal Century, After Colony, and Future Century all took place in the same timeline. Time for me to do my best to explain what the hell happened. The spoiler tags are only there because I don't want to take chances. I'm just talking about various Gundam series.
It all starts in Universal Century 0093. Amuro stops Axis from plummeting into Earth, ending the war between Londo Bell and Neo Zeon.

Time goes on normally until the year UC0100. A ripple in the time currents causes the universe to violently tear into two paths. One path continues as normal, onto the Crossbone conflict of UC0123. The other path creates a whole new reality. There are theories as to what caused such a drastic split.

We follow this path, leading to a new era known as the After Colony era. In the year AC0197, the five Gundam pilots had recently averted a global disaster and saved the Earth. The Earth and Colonies live in harmony for years to come.

However, the pond of time experiences ripples the likes of which haven't been seen since the Great Split. Again, AC continues as usual while another alternate reality is created. Again, there are theories abound.

This new path becomes known as the Future Century. Rather than fighting for ideals, the Colonies send Gundams to Earth to fight for sport. The winning country of the Gundam Fight becomes ruler of all Colonies for the next four years, until the next Gundam Fight. In the year FC0060, Domon Kasshu defeats the Devil Gundam, effectively saving the Earth and Colonies.

It is shortly after these events that the already ravaged fabric of time takes one final hit.

This leads to out current timeline, which is the timeline in MS Saga. The Great Fall kills an enormous percentage of the Earth's population, leaving humanity with nothing but the G Systems. Survivors find data from Mobile Suits throughout the Universal Century, After Colony, and Future Century eras.
Ladies and goons, my take on the clusterfuck of timelines in this game. You know, I'm kinda glad they didn't make a sequel in a way. I'd have to explain how Correct Century, After War, and Cosmic Era fit into all this, and I'm totally out of time travel jokes.
