Part 41: IdeaSpy 2.5: Episode 11

Entertainment Program "IdeaSpy 2.5 (Two-point-five)" Episode 11! <In the previous episode....> 2.5 infiltrates the factory basement of that catalogue of conspiracy, J.E. Corporation, but accidentally loses his color contact lens purchased on an unfinished installment scheme. Will the lens be decimated by a brilliantly waxed tank bearing down upon it!? What can be done!? 2.5 (Two-point-five)!

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This is the end, Two-point-five!
Don't you come this way!!

Roll, roll, roll.... Crunch.

What the!?

B-lam!!

Aah! AAAHHH!!
Oh God! The floor's suddenly exploded and the tank is falling through! Two-point-five, what happened!?
It crushed the contact lens.
Why would crushing the contact lens blow the floor out!
An ultra-compact fashion-tint contact lens-shaped explosive. The slightest shock sets it off.
What....?!
Sorry I didn't say anything. It was all a part of my plan.
No, I meant that you were walking around with a bomb stuck in your eye?
Yes. It was very stressful.
I would imagine so.
Two, I owe you an apology.
Don't worry about it, 714.
No, really. I really thought you were wearing that thing just to be pretty....
I don't mind.
Look! Two-point-five! That hole the tank made!
What is it, Call.
There's some kind of room there!
She's right. There are cardboard boxes stacked in there. I'd say 5000 of them, maybe more!
What? Could they be....
'D-People-E-O, Fine Humanoid Robot for the Home'....? Is it possible that the production is complete and they're ready to ship?
Let's get down there in any case.
All right. We'll use the 'String Silent One,' <President Lincoln's choice: super-powerful clothing line that set the industry talking>.
Which industry is that?
So what does Lincoln have to do with it?
Shut up! If you're going to keep whining, I refuse to go down there!
All right! I won't so will you please get gown there!

Squeak, squeak, thud.

Okay, we're down.
Open the cardboard box.
Roger....?
.....
It's empty!
This one too, Two-point-five! What's going....
They're all empty!
What!?
You've come very far, Two-point-five!
Who's there!

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To be continued.