Part 35: Rear Window
Part 35
I'm a dead man

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It's been weeks since I've slept. Months since I've left my room. I'm not sure how much longer I have left, but I had to blog at least one last time. We were going to go on Talico's stupid trip, but then I found this note under my foot.

Although that is a very well made forgery, Colt's handwriting is usually less legible. Regardless, it's clear that someone has been planning to kill me. I couldn't risk anything dangerous, like climbing an active volcano. Without saying a word, I rushed into my room and locked the door. Colt and Talico were clearly concerned for me.


GO AWAY!

Then take Colt! I'm staying here! Where it's safe!


And so they left. For the next month, it was just me and Solid Waste. I looked out my window to see what he was up to.

I think I have a good idea about who has been planning to kill me.

Without anyone to get in his way, Solid resumed his own personal training routine.

And god damn it, he was getting better results than he did by doing what I told him. I wish I had a sniper rifle. Then I'd show him.

But no, instead I had to watch him train himself from my window, with that stupid smug look on his face.

It's only a matter of time before he gets strong enough to break down my door.



SCREW OFF, PUNKY BREWSTER! I can see it fine from here.



Oh shut up. I'm fine. A little orange, but fine.

Yes I'm sure and- wait, what are you holding?

WHAT!? Damn it Colt, now he'll be too popular to convict!

You know. Don't act like you don't because you do! Oh, you do.


Maybe. I don't know. I don't know anything anymore.

What should I do, internet friends? Please tell me. I'm so tired. And I think the cheetos are giving me a cramp now.