Table of Contents
Act One
Introduction - More High Fantasy Than You Can Shake A Silver Sword AtChapter Zero, Part One - Big-Ass Tutorial For A Big-Ass Game
Chapter Zero, Part Two - We Still Haven't Started The Game Yet
Act 1 Chapter 1 - No! My Beloved Peasant Village!
Act 1 Chapter 2 - The Battle Of West Harbor
Act 1 Chapter 3 - Swamp Ruins Are Just Another Kind Of Sewer Level
Act 1 Chapter 4 - Khelgar Ironfist
Act 1 Chapter 5 - Neeshka
Act 1 Chapter 6 - Believe It Or Not, The Graveyard Is Haunted
Act 1 Chapter 7 - Elanee
Act 1 Chapter 8 - It's Never Simple And It's Never Easy
Act 1 Chapter 9 - In Which We Finally Get Things Moving
Act 1 Chapter 10 - In Which Things Come To A Shuddering Halt
Act 1 Chapter 11 - I Also Enjoy Such Games As 'Neverwinter At Night'
Act 1 Chapter 12 - Qara
Act 1 Chapter 13 - The Lytha Method
Act 1 Chapter 14 - For Structures Made Of Ivory, These Towers Are Surprisingly Red
Act 1 Chapter 15 - Seventeen Updates Until Crate Encounter
Act 1 Chapter 16 - Peter Singer Can Go To Hell
Act 1 Chapter 17 - In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Pygmalus Sancti
Act 1 Chapter 18 - Grobnar Gnomehands
Act 1 Chapter 19 - You Are Ambushed By Orcs; Roll 10d6 To Determine The Number Of Attackers
Act 1 Chapter 20 - Casavir
Act 1 Chapter 21 - Orcs (For other uses, see Orc (disambiguation))
Act 1 Chapter 22 - Crispy Orc Coating, Chewy Zombie Filling
Act 1 Chapter 23 - Lie Down On The Couch And Tell Me About Your Mother, Khelgar
Act 1 Chapter 24 - The Bitch Is Back
Act 1 Chapter 25 - Old Friends
Act 1 Chapter 26 - Breaking Into Blacklake
Act 1 Chapter 27 - Come With Me If You Want To Live
Act 1 Chapter 28 - Bishop
Act 1 Chapter 29 - Someone Else's War
Act 1 Chapter 30 - The Silver Sword
Interlude - The Story So Far
Act Two
Act 2 Chapter 1 - Sand & ShandraAct 2 Chapter 2 - Squiring The Circle
Act 2 Chapter 3 - Don't Worry, They Get What's Coming To Them In The Expansion
Act 2 Chapter 4 - They Were Sort Of Asking For It With The Name, Really
Act 2 Chapter 5 - Gnomes, Glowstones, And Other Things Beginning With 'G'
Act 2 Chapter 6 - Nc3? Bxc3
Act 2 Chapter 7 - The Trial I: This Is Our Perry Mason Moment
Act 2 Chapter 8 - The Trial II: Calliope Harborman, KC
Bonus Chapter - The Trial III: I Throw Myself Upon The Mercy Of The Court (And Miss)
Act 2 Chapter 9 - With Friends Like These
Act 2 Chapter 10 - Gilgamesh, Arjuna And Luke Skywalker
Act 2 Chapter 11 - Breaking Into Blacklake II: Home Invasion
Act 2 Chapter 12 - You Laugh At Me Because I'm Different, I Laugh At You Because Aaaargh Argh Argh Arrrgh
Act 2 Chapter 13 - Heckraiser
Act 2 Chapter 14 - An LP's Miscellany
Act 2 Chapter 15 - Never Consume Any Magical Force Bigger Than Your Own Head
Act 2 Chapter 16 - Zhjaeve
Act 2 Chapter 17 - Crossroad Keep
Act 2 Chapter 18 - Tyrant Queen Of The Sword Coast
Act 2 Chapter 19 - Feed The Rich To The Thieves
Act 2 Chapter 20 - Three Things I Like About Illefarn
Act 2 Chapter 21 - The Secret Unauthorised Biography Of The King Of Shadows
Act 2 Chapter 22 - Oh No! It's Happened Again!
Act 2 Chapter 23 - A Hundred Blades Of Our Own
Act 2 Chapter 24 - Construct
Act 2 Chapter 25 - At Long Last, The Haven
Act 2 Chapter 26 - My Six Demons
Act 2 Chapter 27 - The Evitable Conflict
Act 2 Chapter 28 - ***********
Interlude - The Story Continues
Act Three
Act 3 Chapter 1 - The Worst New Year's Honours List EverAct 3 Chapter 2 - A Fortress of Steel
Act 3 Chapter 3 - Last Of The Lizardlings
Act 3 Chapter 4 - The Truth Is Out There
Act 3 Chapter 5 - The Squeaky Axle Gets The Kick
Act 3 Chapter 6 - Dead Wood
Act 3 Chapter 7 - I Backstab The Dragon
Act 3 Chapter 8 - Flowers For Qara
Act 3 Chapter 9 - Satan's Dark Delight
Act 3 Chapter 10 - Weapon Of Choice
Act 3 Chapter 11 - Crystal And Silver
Act 3 Chapter 12 - Sons Of Gith, Daughters Of Zerthimon
Act 3 Chapter 13 - Dread Lord Of The Keep
Act 3 Chapter 14 - Remorse
Act 3 Chapter 15 - Crossroad Keep Siege I: Bring-Your-Father-To-Work Day
Act 3 Chapter 16 - Crossroad Keep Siege II: It's My Keep Now
Act 3 Chapter 17 - Gauntlet
Act 3 Chapter 18 - Traitor's End
Act 3 Chapter 19 - Why Didn't You Just Leave When You Had The Chance?
Act 3 Chapter 20 - Hail To The King
Act 3 Chapter 21 - Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies
Act 3 Chapter 22 - How It Should Have Happened
Act 3 Chapter 23 - Can You Believe This Is The Better Ending?
Epilogue - This Was Our Story