Part 18: Wherein a new force is mustered
[Normally I'd remove spaces between lines of dialogue but I've gota run. See you guys later!]: Hopefully Sa'sani will still want to work with us if we're down to just two.
: We could always find new people. It's the sword coast - swing a cat and it'll hit a few out-of-work adventurers.
: The cat might be an Awakened druid too. Check first, don't want to make that mistake again.
: Oh. Oh wow. Look at this place!
: Don't steal anything!
: I wasn't going to!
: Pick wasn't going to steal anything? Some thief.
: At least we know we're in the right place.
: So… I guess we're traders now?
: Agda hasn't been merchant before, could be fun. Sell goods instead of loot goods, interesting idea.
: Should probably find out what happened to the last people who had the job, too.
: Honestly, it doesn't have to be a conspiracy. They could have gone ten steps out of sight and been killed by wandering bugbears.
: Portals!
: I guess this is where we were supposed to end up.
: That'd be pretty useful… if only we weren't forbidden to return.
: Least they've got a really nice bar!
: Yeah, this is actually quite- hold on.
: Right… I suppose he did come over with the merchants.
: Nice to see familiar faces, even if they are Volo.
: You want to turn in for the night now, then? Or-
: Nah, night time's best recruiting time for adventurers. Traditional.
: Always find adventurers in the tavern! Traditional!
: Hold on… look at that guy. He looks a bit strange.
: Yeah, tall and thin even for a human, what about it?
: Well, odd-looking strangers are often adventurers too, right? Maybe he can help us, or knows someone who can.
: Dunno, kind of sick of humans. But let's see.
: Huh. That was…
: Convenient?
: I… guess?
: Ooooh, not bad! Crammed with adventurers too!
: Is this traditional? Adventurer clubs?
: Oh yeah, totally. Might even be a union. We should sign up, don't want to have to cross a picket wall of fire.
: So how does this work, we just put up like a want ad or-
: Is that… it is! Aka!
: Great job that last one turned out to be.
: The ad said we could keep everything we found!
: In a bear's den.
: The bears, at least, were worth something.
: Pity the druids confiscated them then, aye?
: Aka! Hey, Aka! Over here!
: Agda? It is! Wow, it's been forever! What're you doing on the Sword Coast again? I thought you went to Chult?
: Went, saw, got banished, back.
: In record time! New one for the clan books.
: I'm sorry, I take it you two know each other?
: Agda and I joined the same barbarian clan. Timber dogs!
: Give me a tree! Give me a Pug! Go Timber Dogs!
: You joined a barbarian clan?
: Took a correspondence course.
: These are my adventuring buddies, Calanire Windheart and Haalgrad.
: Haalgrad the unclean!. I earn my titles fair and square.
: Well, it's nice to meet you all. I'm Pick Fairyfingers.
: If you're looking for work, we've got a job working for a merchant company and could use some help.
: Hm… pickins have been mighty slim the last few weeks, and we could use the pay sure enough.
: Let's do it! Agda's smart, she always picked the best jobs.
: You were the smart one?
: Agda did her barbarian training by mail. It wasn't hard to be the brains.
: I confess, this partnership was beginning to wear on me… but I can't bring myself to say no to so many little ones. I too accept.
: Calanire doesn't have to join because of us, we're little but we're not kids!
: I'm sure you're physically capable, but it is only my mild wind mastery that wafts out the smell from Haalgrad. Without me I fear those near ground level would be the first to pass out.
: Oh she's a kidder sure enough. Two baths a year is enough for anybody, I say!
: Wow, swank! You guys got the plum deal, our last job had us sleeping in the ditch.
: We had to take a pay-cut to upgrade to the ditch, if I recall.
: Five of us and only four beds, hur hur hur. Wonder who'll be doubling up?
: You'll be sleeping on the couch, Dwarf.
: We'll need to buy some new gear.
: Yeah, thankfully our split of the party funds was pretty sweet.
: Normally I'd feel bad taking charity.
: It's not charity! It's…
: Investment.
: Well, I admit this isn't quite as planned, but we're ready to go.
: Things'll be better than ever, Pick'll see! Our new party'll beat the crap outta the old one.
: You're not expectin' us to do that literally, right?
: What? No!
: We wouldn't ask, but…
: Some of our previous contracts have been especially poor.
: Well, I'm feeling better about this already.