Part 124: February 12 Part 2: A Cabin in the Woods

Here's another video, since people have asked to hear the voicework.



-Like A Dream Come True-

> You and the boys enjoyed your time together on the mountain...


Of course, just when I get the hang of things is the moment we have to leave...Happens every time.
What should I do...? I'm going to be head-hunted by the pros...I already have an exclusive contract with Junes!
Dude, there are no competitions where you slide downhill on your stomach.
Snow is weeeeeeird. I've never seen it before. How does this stuff get in the sky in the first place?
It's the same as rain. But when it's too cold, it just freezes and falls as snow.
Wouldn't that make it like, little lumpy ice balls that bonk you on the head and stuff? Ouch!
Why're you being so nitpicky?
It is kind of mysterious, though. How these little white water flowers just tumble delicately through the sky...
When you look up, you usually don't notice it, but I can understand how deep the sky is...I feel like I'm falling in.
Wow. I always had a feeling you were one of those "warrior poet" types, but I didn't see that coming.
Kanji's got the heart of a dreamy little girl.
Shut the hell up! You started this stupid conversation in the first place!
I just asked where snow comes from.
I didn't start writing bear-y tales about white flowers and falling into the sky and stuff.
Y-You pickin' a fight with me, Ted!?
It's gonna get dark soon. It's starting to snow too, so we should be getting back. I think today's dinner had some actual meat. If we get there too late, that carnivore's gonna get it all.
Considerin' how active we've been today, it'll really suck if we don't get some dinner tonight.
So, which way do we go to get back to the lodge?
I wasn't really paying attention...I wasn't expecting it to start snowing this much, and I thought we'd be able to see it from up here...
How about you, Senpai? Do you remember the way?
I think it's left...
Dude, are you sure? This might be a ski area, but one wrong turn and we'll end up in the mountains.
A-At least if worse comes to worst, I can just go into hi-bear-nation! I read about that in a book!
Don't even think about it! You'll wake up in the afterlife!
In any case, let's get goin'. We can't dally around with it snowing this much.
You're right. All right then, let's go.

> The snow is rapidly decreasing any visibility...You decide to somehow make your way to the lodge...



> You've walked quite a bit, but the lodge is still nowhere to be seen...The snow seems to be coming down even harder now...


You two, me, and...Hey...Where's Teddie!?


And no jokes like "Ack! That snowman's talking!" right now, please...
This isn't good...We're completely lost...And it's so cold that I'm gonna die!
Don't give up so easy! Show some guts, dammit!
I remember reading that the people who give up first are the ones who end up dying...Actually, Sensei...? I think my batteries are about to wear out...
Don't fall asleep, no matter what.
*snore*
He JUST said not to fall asleep! Quit screwing around! You'll die! For real!
Hey, doesn't that look like a cottage!?
Great, and now he's hallucinating...You start dreaming on your feet, and pretty soon you're dead...
I'm not dreamin', asshole! Open your frickin' eyes and look!


Ooooh! That is indeed a "snowy mountain cottage!"
When night falls, the phone line gets cut, and one by one the inhabitants die by the fireplace poker...
That'll be the least of our worries...Look, we can't stay out in the snow like this. Let's get over there, quick!

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Excuse me! Is anyone here!?

> There is no answer from inside...

...Wait, huh?

> The door was unlocked, but there's no one inside...


I wonder why it was open.
I dunno...but it's better than freezing to death! Let's just consider ourselves lucky, okay? Anybody know the lodge's phone number? We can call them up and have them send some rescue services or something...Seriously? Don't tell me...no one knows what it is?
I don't have my phone with me!
Me neither.
Really? Come ON, man, that's why cell phones were invented! You're SUPPOSED to keep it around!
Who the hell would I call!? We were all hangin' around together! If you'd told me we were gonna get lost, I'd have remembered to bring it!
I'm all naked in here! You should've told me that this was gonna happen!
How was I supposed to know!? If I'd known this was gonna happen, then we wouldn't have gotten lost!
Fine...I'll give Chie a call...
C'mon, Yosuke, quit stalling. Hurry up and call Chie-chan.
...The battery's dead.
After all the shit you gave us for being unprepared, now this!
It's an old phone, so it runs out fast! I can't afford a new one because I was saving up for a motorcycle! I never would've imagined something like this would happen!
C'mon, Partner, you're our only hope.
Senpai...! You're our hero, right!?
You always save us, Sensei! I've always believed in you!

> They're staring at you with such great hope in their eyes...! The screen reads "No Service." It seems there is no signal here...

Well, that's it, then. It's hopeless.
I-I-I'm s-s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-c-c-freezing...
Even under that suit!?
We don't know when this blizzard's going to stop, either...We're screwed if we have to spend the night here. Oh well...There's a hearth over there. Let's start a fire in that. But how're we going to do that? I don't have a lighter or anything...
Let's look around. If there's a hearth here, there's gotta be stuff to use in it.

> You find old newspapers and some matches. After some effort, you manage to get a fire started in the hearth...


I wonder where we are...Even if we do get in touch with the others, are they gonna be able to find us?
I bet we'll freeze here...Come tomorrow morning, we'll just be lumps of ice...
Don't give up.
Sensei...Your courage is paw-inspiring! I feel a little warmer just basking in the glow of your awesomeness!
But, man, this little fire's too small to warm up the four of us...
Let's light a fire on part of the floor, then. This whole place is made of wood.
That's called arson! We'll end up all burning to death instead of freezing to death!
Sheesh, all you do is complain...I don't see you offering any ideas!
Well, if we can't start a fire, all we can do is wear more stuff. Is there a sleeping bag or something around here?
Oh, yeah, like a big, thick, fuzzy bag is gonna be just sitting here--


Wh-What!?
Maybe...It might fit four.
B-But I'm like a newborn babe in here! I-If the three of you come in...! My innocence will be destroyed!
Will you knock it off with that crap!?

*BLIP*


...That thing turned on just now, right? It wasn't just me?
Let's check it out.
R-Right. But why...?
I'm comin' too, Senpai.
Me three! This smells really fishy!



*CRUMPT*

Whoa! Dude! Stop it! What the hell are you doing!? Quit fooling around!

*BANG* *SLAM*

B-But we have to find out. Right, Senpai?
No! S-Sensei, stop it! You'll fall in!

-Youthful Lunch-


Senpai, no! Don't leave me!


What're you doing here!?
Wait...What about our clothes?
...Why wouldn't they be dressed?
D-Do I really have to spell it out...?
Did you girls come to rescue us!? I can't believe you came so far into the mountains after me...
What are you talking about? This little hut is right behind the lodge we're staying in.
It seems it's a storage shed. They don't lock it because workers come here often during the day.
Anyway...What were the four of you doing, shoving each other around in here?
Uh, we were checkin' the TV...
Why? What's the matter with it?
Oh, uh...Is this one of those male-bonding things or something? Do you want us to come back later? Give you some time...?
What...? N-No! No! You're completely misunderstanding!

> The girls' stares are painful...You desperately explain what happened just now...


No, damn it! Why aren't you listening!?
The TV just turned itself on! It makes no sense! The case has been over for months!
So? Maybe the wiring's bad or something. Or you saw some light reflected in it...
*sniff* This misunderstanding is unbearable...I feel so unclean...My reputation has been sullied...
From the looks of it, this TV isn't even plugged in. If what you are all saying is true, then we may want to investigate this.
That's what we've been saying from the start!
This TV, huh...? Then, let's take a closer look, shall we?












Chie!!


The hell's goin' on!?
It's not letting go!


The power...At this rate...!






Ugh...That hurt...






WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?






Oh! These are...
Haniwa, it would seem.










...My.