Part 45: July 16 Part 2: Femmes Fatales
Let's get fabulous.
-Persona 3 Portable: Wiping All Out-





It's totally embarrassing...and yet somehow liberating.

Hm? Did you change, Senpai? Uh...Senpai? Why are you dressed like a girl? Oh, are you trying to surprise the Shadows? I guess that might be an interesting tactic...

Hey, so I went and got changed, but...

Why'd you want me to wear THIS outfit!?

Ugh...I feel like even the Shadows are laughing at me.

Nice, you changed it up too, Sanzo.

Erm...you're cross-dressing...? Well, uh...Hey, partner...However you roll is your own business.

Gah! I can't tell if you're joking or if this is a serious lifestyle change!

Uh, I got changed like you asked, but...Why this outfit? I can't think of a good reason why I should be cross-dressing in here.

Huh? I think it looks good. You look like a glamorous Hollywood actress. You're tall, in shape, and blond...It doesn't look too weird.

Y-You think so? Then I guess I'll stay dressed like this for a bit.

Oh, you got changed too, Senpai.

Are you a female bancho? You're cross-dressing!? Uhh...It's kind of difficult to look you in the eye...

You're...starting to look beautiful...It's really confusing...

Look, look! I changed! I'm Teddie in Wonderland! Hey, Sensei, your face is burning red!

I just mauled your heart, didn't I?

Oh yeah, you changed too, Sensei.

Wow...that's a different look. I'm impressed. You boldly go your own way!
The first item we need today is a Crooked Cross, from these Shadows on the first floors of the Bathhouse.


I'm happy to report that the Inaba Trout make wet fishy slapping sounds instead of the usual heavy ringing slash noises.

That went well!
There are two more items to find in this dungeon, but they're way up on the last floors. These beetles carry Great Horns.

I'm glad I went with this one, because now I can say there's one other awesome Hanged Man Persona: motherfuckin' HELL BIKER.


You can find Reflecting Boards on these guys here.

Rrrrr, Kintoki-Douji!

Gimme your hearts!
A happy fox is an awesome fox.

I don't think it's related to the murders, but I still don't like it...Let's go, Senpai! We should get rid of it!

Rise-chan's definitely talented! I can relax and leave the rest to her...

I'm gonna go full throttle! I've got your back, Senpai!

I never dreamed that Risette would join our group...

You're at least a little happy, right?
Only one fetch quest left today. These dancing Shadows carry Flower Brooches.

The police are already on the move...Weird. It's just not registering with me...Was what he was saying for reals?

Something just doesn't fit...What that boy said was true, but...

......

......! Th-That ain't it! I wasn't thinking about that kid!
And the rest...is violence.

Bear-Sona! Hi-ya!

Like...extortion? I didn't know anything like that was happening. That sounds scary...

I won't forgive anyone who messes with the peace of our town! I'll get them! We'd rather eat steak than swallow their bull!

Right?

Hm? Did you say something, Chie?

But she's a wonderful person. She's not only a good cook, she treats me very kindly, too...

Everyone at the Amagi Inn is great. You really are loved, Yukiko.

Y-You think so...?

The hell're you lookin' at!?

It's great that we get to go home early before exams.

Huh? Studying? Who cares about that stuff? I'm still a first-year...

Exams...That's the second time I've heard that term.

Teddie the Outcast Returns...
If you've been powering through all the bonus bosses in one go, the Momentary Child will be a nice, easy cooldown after those complete bastards in the Castle and Bathhouse.

He has a decent mix of physicals & buffs...


...but will also waste some of his turns, like the tutorial bosses.


He's weak to ice as well, which means Teddie can shred him. It's pretty grizzly.

Rar! Take this--aaand THIS!

Teddie!

Yes, sir!
With the Junes Bomber, Yosuke and Teddie defeat this enemy in the silliest way possible...



...which earns a solid new weapon for Teddie.


Now instead of Yosuke, Teddie, and Rise lagging behind, I've got absolutely everybody lagging behind Sanzo and Kanji. Progress!








Most of Rise's best skills come from her Social Link rather than leveling, but there's a nice one today: Relaxing Wave, which restores 5% of the team's SP after every battle. Since most regular fights can be resolved in one or two rounds, I won't need the fox much anymore.


If anyone was wondering about my shameful neglect of Nanako: there are a few points where Justice needs a ton of extra time to advance, and I'm counting on garden work and summer events to make up the difference. Trying to push it means a lot of wasted evenings.