Introduction

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Welcome to "Whose Legal System Is It Anyway?", where the laws are made up and the jury doesn't matter.
I know almost nothing about this game or series going in, so here's what I gleaned from the first paragraph about it on Wikipedia:
- It's a visual novel adventure game
- It's published by Capcom and first came out on the Game Boy Advance in Japan in 2001
- It got ported to the Nintendo DS in 2005 for its first release outside of Japan
- It's the first entry in a series with several mainline games and spinoffs
I've heard a lot of praise about this game and series but never played any of them, so we'll be doing a blind run here. All I know is there's an angry guy in a blue suit who likes to point a lot and yell "Objection!", sounds like a pretty mundane courtroom story, right? Since I'm doing this blind, no spoilers of any kind, please (including for future games). I'll ask for help if I need it....
This will be a screenshot LP, though I'll post videos of the cinematics that begin each episode. I'm playing the trilogy version on Windows since it's easiest for me to record; upside for you is you get some higher-res images out of it. What that means for the future.... Well, one step at a time. Feel free to point out any differences from other versions as we get there.
Jump straight to the beginning here. You can browse for the update you want below, but some of the text in the table of contents could be considered spoilers. You have been warned....
Table of Contents
- Part 1: Episode 1, Prologue: A Bloody Opening
- Part 2: Episode 1, Pre-Trial: Meet the Cast
- Part 3: Episode 1, Trial: A Little Test
- Part 4: Episode 1, Trial: Should Have Taken the Fifth
- Part 5: Episode 1, Trial: A Perfectly Reliable Witness
- Part 6: Episode 1, Trial: Incompetent Cross
- Part 7: Episode 1, Trial: Competent Cross
- Part 8: Episode 1, Trial: Lies Beget Lies
- Part 9: Episode 1, Trial: Not Guilty
- Part 10: Episode 1, Epilogue: Celebration and Foreshadowing
- Part 11: Episode 2, Prologue: Sister Act
- Part 12: Episode 2, Investigation: My Nemesis, Hunt-the-Pixel
- Part 13: Episode 2, Investigation: Meet Maya
- Part 14: Episode 2, Investigation: Enter the Detention Center
- Part 15: Episode 2, Investigation: An Empty Office
- Part 16: Episode 2, Investigation: Back to the Scene of the Crime
- Part 17: Episode 2, Investigation: Two Brick Walls
- Part 18: Episode 2: Investigation: Bad News Maya - We're Your Lawyer
- Part 19: Episode 2, Investigation: A Wild Bellboy Appears!
- Part 20: Episode 2, Trial: Difficulty Increase
- Part 21: Episode 2, Trial: Turnabout is Fair Play?
- Part 22: Episode 2, Trial: Innocent Liar
- Part 23: Episode 2, Trial: Pulling Threads
- Part 24: Episode 2, Trial: A Glorious Meltdown
- Part 25: Episode 2, Trial: A Surprise Ending
- Part 26: Episode 2, Day 2, Investigation: Enter the Interlogue
- Part 27: Episode 2, Day 2, Investigation: Running Around
- Part 28: Episode 2, Day 2, Investigation: A Villain Revealed
- Part 29: Episode 2, Day 2, Investigation: Red White Blue
- Part 30: Episode 2, Day 2, Investigation: Guess What, It's Blackmail
- Part 31: Episode 2, Day 2, Investigation: Victory?
- Part 32: Episode 2, Day 3, Trial: Abso-posi-lutely Perfect
- Part 33: Episode 2, Day 3, Trial: A Matter of Perspective
- Part 34: Episode 2, Day 3, Trial: Phoenix Fire
- Part 35: Episode 2, Day 3, Trial: Phoenix Freakout
- Part 36: Episode 2, Day 3, Trial: Medium Level Up
- Part 37: Episode 2, Epilogue: Wright & Co.
- Part 38: Interlude: Sound Effect Round-Up
- Part 39: Episode 3, Prologue: Super Slayer Samurai
- Part 40: Episode 3, Day 1, Investigation: Gentle Will
- Part 41: Episode 3, Day 1, Investigation: Old Bag
- Part 42: Episode 3, Day 1, Investigation: Old Pal
- Part 43: Episode 3, Day 1, Investigation: The Many-Stomached Thief
- Part 44: Episode 3, Day 1, Investigation: A Picture Better Be Worth a Lot
- Part 45: Episode 3, Day 2, Trial: Hammer, Meet Nail
- Part 46: Episode 3, Day 2, Trial: Is Anyone Really Buying This?
- Part 47: Episode 3, Day 2, Trial: Nail Number Two
- Part 48: Episode 3, Day 2, Trial: J'Accuse!
- Part 49: Episode 3, Day 2, Trial: Winded Bag
- Part 50: Episode 3, Day 2, Investigation: Studio Revisit
- Part 51: Episode 3, Day 2, Investigation: Vomit-Inducing Bacteria
- Part 52: Episode 3, Day 2, Investigation: At Last, a Clue!
- Part 53: Episode 3, Day 2, Investigation: Fetch Quest
- Part 54: Episode 3, Day 2, Investigation: Getting a Head
- Part 55: Episode 3, Day 2, Investigation: Hostage Situation
- Part 56: Episode 3, Day 2, Investigation: Gotta Have 'Em All
- Part 57: Episode 3, Day 3, Trial: T-bone Turnabout
- Part 58: Episode 3, Day 3, Trial: They Were on a Break
- Part 59: Episode 3, Day 3, Trial: From Large to Small
- Part 60: Episode 3, Day 3, Trial: Witness to a Live Performance
- Part 61: Episode 3, Day 3, Trial: Gentle Meltdown
- Part 62: Episode 3, Day 3, Trial: This Changes Everything
- Part 63: Episode 3, Day 3, Trial: Samurai Turnabout
- Part 64: Episode 3, Day 3, Trial: Alibi Turnabout
- Part 65: Episode 3, Day 3, Investigation: Suspicions Rising
- Part 66: Episode 3, Day 3, Investigation: More Blackmail
- Part 67: Episode 3, Day 3, Investigation: Murder at Studio Two
- Part 68: Episode 3, Final Day, Trial: Willful Denial
- Part 69: Episode 3, Final Day, Trial: Straight to the Point
- Part 70: Episode 3, Final Day, Trial: Duct Tape
- Part 71: Episode 3: Final Day, Trial: Déjà Vu
- Part 72: Episode 3: Final Day, Trial: Role Reversal
- Part 73: Episode 3: Final Day, Trial: Role Reversal Redux
- Part 74: Episode 3, Final Day, Trial: Only Natural
- Part 75: Episode 3, Epilogue: Rivals
- Part 76: Episode 4, Prologue: Body Dump
- Part 77: Episode 4, Day 1, Investigation: Request Denied
- Part 78: Episode 4, Day 1, Investigation: Police Diligence
- Part 79: Episode 4, Day 1, Investigation: Party Camera
- Part 80: Episode 4, Day 1, Investigation: Lotta Hart
- Part 81: Episode 4, Day 1, Investigation: Police Loyalty
- Part 82: Episode 4, Day 1, Investigation: Returning Favorite
- Part 83: Episode 4, Day 1, Investigation: Daddy Issues
- Part 84: Episode 4, Day 1, Investigation: Exhibit A
- Part 85: Episode 4, Day 1, Investigation: Seismic Shift
- Part 86: Episode 4, Day 2, Trial: Karma
- Part 87: Episode 4, Day 2, Trial: Decisive
- Part 88: Episode 4, Day 2, Trial: Contempt of Court
- Part 89: Episode 4, Day 2, Trial: Stargazing
- Part 90: Episode 4, Day 2, Trial: Gourdy
- Part 91: Episode 4, Day 2, Trial: Guilt Trap
- Part 92: Episode 4, Day 2, Trial: Sinister Shot
- Part 93: Episode 4, Day 2, Investigation: Consequences
- Part 94: Episode 4, Day 2, Investigation: Monster Hunter
- Part 95: Episode 4, Day 2, Investigation: Return of the Steel Samurai
- Part 96: Episode 4, Day 2, Investigation: Rule of Three
- Part 97: Episode 4, Day 2, Investigation: The Butz
- Part 98: Episode 4, Day 2, Investigation: The Caretaker
- Part 99: Episode 4, Day 2, Investigation: The DL-6 Incident
- Part 100: Episode 4, Day 3, Trial: Guilt Trap 2.0
- Part 101: Episode 4, Day 3, Trial: Wishy-Washy Testimony
- Part 102: Episode 4, Day 3, Trial: Booming Loud
- Part 103: Episode 4, Day 3, Trial: Make Your Shots Count
- Part 104: Episode 4, Day 3, Trial: The Wright Testimony
- Part 105: Episode 4, Day 3, Investigation: The Class Trial
- Part 106: Episode 4, Day 3, Investigation: A Letter
- Part 107: Episode 4, Day 3, Investigation: Raising the Stakes
- Part 108: Episode 4, Day 3, Investigation: Served Cold
- Part 109: Episode 4, Final Day, Trial: Yanni Yogi
- Part 110: Episode 4, Final Day, Trial: Polly Tells All
- Part 111: Episode 4, Final Day, Trial: Confession
- Part 112: Episode 4, Final Day, Trial: Crossing Our Client
- Part 113: Episode 4, Final Day, Trial: Phantom Bullet
- Part 114: Episode 4, Final Day, Trial: Long Shot
- Part 115: Episode 4, Final Day, Trial: Lost and Found
- Part 116: Episode 4, Epilogue: Celebration
- Part 117: Episode 5, Prologue: Mirror
- Part 118: Episode 5, Day 1, Investigation: Skye
- Part 119: Episode 5, Day 1, Investigation: Evidence 2.0
- Part 120: Episode 5, Day 1, Investigation: King of Prosecutors
- Part 121: Episode 5, Day 1, Investigation: City's Finest
- Part 122: Episode 5, Day 1, Investigation: Jake Marshall
- Part 123: Episode 5, Day 2, Trial: Professional Witness
- Part 124: Episode 5, Day 2, Trial: Premeditated Murder
- Part 125: Episode 5, Day 2, Trial: Starr Witness
- Part 126: Episode 5, Day 2, Trial: Contradicting Perspectives
- Part 127: Episode 5, Day 2, Trial: Blood
- Part 128: Episode 5, Day 2, Trial: Washout
- Part 129: Episode 5, Day 2, Trial Latter: Damon Gant
- Part 130: Episode 5, Day 2, Trial Latter: Second Stabbing
- Part 131: Episode 5, Day 2, Trial Latter: Prosecutor Penalty
- Part 132: Episode 5, Day 2, Investigation: Hidden Evidence
- Part 133: Episode 5, Day 2, Investigation: Luminol Everywhere
- Part 134: Episode 5, Day 2, Investigation: Unusual Suspect
- Part 135: Episode 5, Day 2, Investigation: Crime Scene Unlocked
- Part 136: Episode 5, Day 2, Investigation: Crime Scene Investigation
- Part 137: Episode 5, Day 2, Investigation: Roundabout Duster
- Part 138: Episode 5, Day 3, Trial Former: Security Video
- Part 139: Episode 5, Day 3, Trial Former: Freeze Frame
- Part 140: Episode 5, Day 3, Trial Former: Traipsing Trap
- Part 141: Episode 5, Day 3, Trial Latter: Desperado
- Part 142: Episode 5, Day 3, Trial Latter: Fingerprint Lock
- Part 143: Episode 5, Day 3, Trial Latter: Scientific Objection
- Part 144: Episode 5, Day 3, Trial Latter: Third Stabbing
- Part 145: Episode 5, Day 3, Investigation: Joe Darke Killings
- Part 146: Episode 5, Day 3, Investigation: Chief's Office
- Part 147: Episode 5, Day 3, Investigation: Broken Knife
- Part 148: Episode 5, Day 3, Investigation: Responsibility
- Part 149: Episode 5, Day 3, Investigation: Light Burglary
- Part 150: Episode 5, Day 3, Investigation: Evidence Tampering
- Part 151: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Former: Trip to Yesteryear
- Part 152: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Former: Sketchy Sketch
- Part 153: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Former: Shadows
- Part 154: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Former: One Possibility
- Part 155: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Former: Bloody Message
- Part 156: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Latter: Final Witness
- Part 157: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Latter: Forgery
- Part 158: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Latter: Gant Pressure
- Part 159: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Latter: Witness Intimidation
- Part 160: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Latter 2: Falling on a Sword
- Part 161: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Latter 2: Traps within Traps
- Part 162: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Latter 2: Perfect Timing
- Part 163: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Latter 2: Phase Three
- Part 164: Episode 5, Final Day, Trial Latter 2: Chekhov's Law
- Part 165: Episode 5, Epilogue: Free
Spoilers ahead! Here is a handy link (courtesy of Zulily Zoetrope) that can take you to the start of the first update and view just one of my posts per page. Otherwise you can jump straight to the update you want in the Table of Contents above if you want to avoid what follows in this post. If you're prepared, feel free to scroll down...
Cast of Characters



































Soundtrack
- The First Turnabout
- Courtroom Lobby ~ Beginning Overture
- Trial
- Questioning - Moderato
- Logic and Trick
- Objection!
- Questioning - Allegro
- Pressing Pursuit - Cornered
- Telling the Truth
- Suspense
- Pressing Pursuit - Cornered - Variation
- Jingle - It Can't End Here
- Investigation - Opening
- Maya Fey ~ Turnabout Sisters Theme
- Detention Center - Jailer's Elegy
- Dick Gumshoe - Detective Gumshoe, Pal
- Recollection - Heartbroken Maya
- Marvin Grossberg ~ Old Age, Regret, Retribution
- Happy People
- Recollection ~ Light and Shadow of the Film Studio
- The Steel Samurai
- Recollection ~ The DL-6 Incident
- Investigation - Core
- Recollection ~ Class Trial
- Victory! The First Victory
- End
- Turnabout Sisters Ballad
- Rise from the Ashes
- Recollection ~ The SL-9 Incident
- Ema Skye ~ Turnabout Sisters Theme
- The Blue Badger ~ I Want to Protect You
- Jake Marshall ~ The Detective from the Wild West
- Damon Gant ~ Swimming, Anyone?
- Rise from the Ashes - End
- The Steel Samurai (Ringtone)
Voiced Exclamations
The attorneys in this game really like to shout out in court. Here are their voice lines:
Phoenix Wright:



Miles Edgeworth:



Winston Payne:

Manfred von Karma:

Sound Effects
A handful of sound effects that we've come across so far:
- Beep - When something really needs your attention
- Bip 2 - Operating a cell phone
- Ching - Successfully opened!
- Clapping - Two hands coming together
- Crackle - Breaking something fragile
- Crowd Noise - For something extra exciting
- Damage 1 - Crash! Pow! Bang!
- Damage 2 - Sometimes talking to others is painful
- Desk Slam - Phoenix slamming his desk in court
- Door Opens - It's exactly what you think
- Drama Pound - For when you need that extra dramatic flair
- Dump - For dumping a body, not... from a body
- Electric Ping - More like 600,000 volts
- Fast Clapping - Almost mesmerizing...
- Fwa-Shing 2 - Oh, snap!
- Gallery Cheer - We won!
- Gallery - Crowd discussing the latest court surprise
- Gavel - Judge calling for order
- Guilty - Judge pronouncing verdict
- Gunshot 4 - Luckily just for show
- Light Bulb - Someone gets a bright idea
- Objection - Yelling out in court to get attention
- Organ - A blast of music
- Page Turn - Flipping through court papers
- Photo Snap - Smile for the camera...
- Pong - Sarcastic light bulb maybe?
- Pop - Something's top just came off
- Rain - Setting the mood for murder
- Realization - Figuring out something obvious
- Redd Bling - Redd White showing off
- Roar - Something terrible is happening...
- Rooster - Squawk!
- Scan - Comparing...
- Scary Thudding - Someone's at the door...
- Select Jingle - Acquiring or updating evidence
- Shatter 2 - There goes the evidence
- Shock 2 - Something extra surprising
- Spinny - Round and round it goes!
- Spritz - Just a little spray
- Stab - The truth hurts
- Stab 2 - It really cuts deeply
- Super Shock - Like shock, but more so
- Swoop 2 - A decision transition, of sorts
- Tap 3 - Light contact
- Testimony 2 - Starting a witness testimony or cross-examination
- Thunder - Comes after lightning
- Thunder 2 - More of the same
- Thunder 3 - Yet more crashing for ambiance
- Thud 2 - Minor self-inflicted harm
- Thud 4 - Falling flat on your face
- Thwap - He probably deserved it
- Toss - Thrown with intent
- Weak Gunshot - Just as deadly though
- Ween - Turn down that volume...
- Whack - So strong you can feel the impact
- Whimper - Someone's in pain...
- Whoops - Well that didn't go as planned
- Wipe - More of a wipe-out, I guess?
- Yip - So cute!
- Zooma - Off in a rush to somewhere else
Other Stuff
Some funny videos for after you've seen a certain scene in Part 21 / Episode 2:
I'll just leave this one right here for those who have seen the first day of trial in Episode 3... (by wologar):

This cute video references something at the end of the first update of the last day of trial for Episode 4.
Finally, a merry Christmas wish from an Episode 4 villain (courtesy of GilliamYaeger):
NOTE: Discord-hosted image links (like this one) expire approximately 24hrs after they were copied from Discord.
Keeping space free to separate the spoilers above - don't scroll up if you want to avoid them!