Part 67: Case 5 - Rise From the Ashes - Trial (Day 2) - Part 1
Case 5 - Rise From the AshesTrial (Day 2) - Part 1

: Frankly, there are still a lot of... gray areas.

: Or rather, the whole thing is one big gray area...

: Don't worry about me, no matter what the outcome.

: I'm ready to accept my fate.

: I believe in you, sis.

: Mr. Wright, let me offer you a word of advice.

: Yes?

: A defense attorney should

: never "believe" their client.

: ...!

: The defendant is called to trial because they are suspected of wrongdoing!

: Never forget that.

: Ms. Skye, you... You remind me a lot of Mia. But there is one decisive difference between you and her.

: And that is?

: You're not a defense attorney.

: ...

: I believe it's almost time for the trial.

: Good luck, Mr. Wright.

:
(No one's going to bail me out this time...)

:
(I'll be alone in there... So I have to discover the truth all by myself!)

: The court is now in session for the trial of Ms. Lana Skye.

: The defense is ready, Your Honor.

: The prosecution has been ready for a while, Your Honor.

:
(Edgeworth...)

: I hope that personal feelings will not be a part of the proceedings today, Mr. Wright.

: ...!

: I will choose the path I think is right, regardless of what those around me might say.

: The judgment to be made here is in our hands, not those of anyone else.

: Very well, Mr. Edgeworth, your opening statement please.

: Chief Prosecutor Lana Skye has committed an unpardonable crime.

: Not only this, but she was rash enough to commit it in the Prosecutor's Office lot!

: However, she will now pay for her rashness with her life. There was a witness to her crime...

: A "professional" witness!

: Well then, call your first witness, Mr. Edgeworth!

: The prosecution calls its first witness, Ms. Angel Starr, to the stand.

:
(The "Cough-up Queen"...?)

: Hmm? Haven't I seen you somewhere...?

: Ho ho! Caviar! I've never eaten caviar before!

:
(The judge is really wolfing it down...)

: Uh... thanks.

: Will the witness state her name and profession?

: It is too early for lunch. Your name and profession, please.

: ...

: Well, Your Honor? How does it taste?

: So this is why everyone raves about caviar!

: It's so tasty it hurts!

: I always thought caviar would taste like pickled tapioca.

:
(What the heck does pickled tapioca taste like!?)

: Name. Profession. Now.

: Me? The name is Angel Starr.

: Don't go forgetting it. I find myself running Lunchland these days.

: Is... that what you wanted me to say, Mr. Edgeworth?

: Very well, witness. Please describe the incident to us.

: The prosecution will wait!

: I'm not finished eating...

:
(Hurry it up!)

: Mmmm...

: Very well, Mr. Edgeworth. As you know, we usually call on the police to provide a description of the crime...

: Your Honor, as Mr. Edgeworth has said to the court...

: I am a... "professional."

: Uh... Huh?

: What exactly does that mean?

: Until two years ago, Ms. Angel Starr was a special investigator with the police. She was a first-rate homicide detective.

: ...

: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-hah! I-I know who you are!!!

: Cough-up...!?

: Cough-up Queen Angel Starr, Your Honor.

: Long time no see.

: V-v-very well! Y-you may continue with the description, Ms. Starr!

:
(Just who is this lady!?)

: If I might have the court's attention over here...

: I suppose that's to keep visitors from taking up prosecutor's spaces, yes.

: And who was this valiant "witness"...?

: Why, it was me, Your Honor.
We get the floor plans seen above added to the Court Record. I forgot to open it up here. Whoops.

: Witness, did you see the very moment of the crime?

: Of course, Your Honor.

: Immediately after that, I apprehended the Chief Prosecutor.

: Hmm...

: It seems rather cut and dry, doesn't it?

: Well, Mr. Wright?

: Uh... I can't agree on principle, Your Honor.

: It seems that some poor losers are unwilling to accept the truth, Your Honor.

: Shall I proceed to crush what little hope they have remaining?

: If you can... Then give them your worst, Ms. Starr!

:
(Wait, are they talking about me...!?)

: Hmm... Bringing a lunchbox to your boyfriend?

: How touching!

: Hmph. As you can see...

: There is no room for doubt.

: The key "point" of your testimony seems to be nothing other than...

: the point of the knife which you saw being stabbed into Detective Goodman!

: So... how does it feel to be so utterly crushed?

: I... I'm still thinking about that.

: I-it's merely a flesh wound, Mr. Wright!

: Very well, Mr. Wright. You may cross-examine the witness.

: How did you know!?

: I respect the prosecutors' basic abhorrence of crime. Yet their methods are ugly and twisted.

: Twisted methods will always lead to tragedy.

: The lunchlady's uninformed opinion is duly noted.

: Given that they are used to erasing inconvenient evidence at their whim...

: Killing off a detective that knew too much is merely an extension of that.

: ...

: Ms. Starr... do you have something personal against prosecutors?

: I felt that I had found my dream job when I became an investigator...

: And if I hadn't been laid off by those prosecutors over there, I'd still be one.

: Laid off...?

:
(She was fired...)

: To me, prosecutors are nothing more than worms.

: That said, I am a pro, as you know. My testimony is unbiased... and flawless.

: Very well. You may continue, Ms. Starr.

: This boyfriend... he's the detective?

: Not that boyfriend. The security guard.

: Th-"that" boyfriend?

: You have... several?

: Yes. "This" boyfriend, "that" boyfriend, and "the other" boyfriend. Care to join?

: The "yet another" boyfriend position is still open for applicants.

: ...

: I-I'll stick with the lunch, thanks.

: Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.

:
The security guard room is in the lot, in
A Block.

:
(That would be the room with the "SECURITY" sign.)

: Since I'm a visitor now, I parked in
B Block.

: So... she was in
B Block when she witnessed the crime.

: You "sensed" something? So, you're saying you had a premonition of the murder?

: It felt like... how would you say... Oh yes...

: It was like the feeling you get when you view a pumpkin chock full of seeds!

: I have no idea what that means.

: Speaking of a "detective's instincts"...

: Yes, well, he was like a young cheese.

: A... young cheese?

: A pale white cheese, not yet tangy with experience on the streets. A greenhorn.

: Hmm...

: I, of course, am hard, yellowed, sharp as a tack.

: I bet you stink, too.

: In any case, there, in the lot, I felt something stirring in the back of my mind...

: By "garish car," you mean...

: Mr. Edgeworth's car, yes.

: M-Mr. Edgeworth's!?

: Wasn't it?

: ...

: Indeed, it was.

: Hmm!

: What an odd case this is.

: And the person you saw... you are sure it was the defendant?

: I saw her from no further than thirty feet away.

: I am certain it was her.

:
(If she's telling the truth, we're doomed!)

: Even if we don't have any proof, we can always complain!

: Witness! In your testimony, you clearly stated the following: Prosecutors are nothing more than worms.

: Ergo!

: You are a biased witness!

: You might want to keep those silly opinions to YOURSELF in the future, rookie.

: Huh? Rookie?

: Unless you're willing to risk the consequences of doubting me?

: That...

: That was inspiring!

: I believe I've heard that tag line elsewhere... you could cry plagiarism?

: The moment I witnessed the crime,

: my reflexes took over and snap! I took a picture.

:
(I suppose that's more exciting than just hanging it around your neck.)

: You think I'd show it to you, a prosecutor? Think again.

: ...!

: My boyfriend works in the photography division of Criminal Affairs.

:
(Uh oh, that is unmistakably Lana Skye!)

: So, what was the defendant doing at the time?

: Tell me more about this knife that the suspect was carrying.

: Is that right, Mr. Edgeworth? It is your knife, after all.

: Er... Ahem, yes, that's about right.

: Prosecutors are, by nature, well-versed in the location of a man's vital organs.

: I'm sure it was easier than boiling an egg for my egg salad surprise set.

: Y-you can't testify as to her ability to kill an egg! I mean, a person!

: Hmm? Perhaps a chicken salad set would have been a better metaphor?

: So, the defendant was holding a knife. What then?

: Tell the court why you didn't try to stop this crime!

: You did see her raise the knife to strike, no?

: Hmm...

: The defense has a point.

: Unfortunately, by the time I realized what was going on, it was already too late.

: Too late...?

: I... I see.
And loop.

: I-it's only a flesh wound, Mr. Wright! We can make it!

: You said that before. Anything else?

: Scientifically speaking...

: Ms. Starr's testimony... is flawless.

:
(Sounds pretty fatal to me.)

: Wh-what do we do!? Is this it? Is my sister guilty!?

: Let's just keep our heads cool and press the witness a bit, shall we?
(For some reason, having her panicking next to me makes me calmer...)

: D-don't smile like that!
It's been a while since you've had to...but can you spot the contradiction?
Next time: More lunch.