Part 74: Case 5 - Rise From the Ashes - Trial (Day 2) - Part 8
Case 5 - Rise From the AshesTrial (Day 2) - Part 8

: If you're going to tell us a little, why not tell us everything?

: Ah, well, case information is sticky stuff. You have to do everything properly.

: Okay...

: how about the gender of the victim!

: You want to know that!? Um... Hmm... Okay, a hint.

: Let's see... first hint! The gender that's NOT female...!

: Ah hah!

: He was a guy!

: What did I tell you! The boy's sharp!

: Stop goofing around, Mr. Wright! This is serious business!

: S-sorry, Your Honor.

:
(Hey, tell that to the Chief of Police!)

: Okay, well...

: What division was the victim stationed in?

: Oh? You want to know that, do you? Do you? Ah hah...

: Criminal Affairs, Division 1.

: The detectives responsible for homicide cases.

:
(Homicide... that would be the same division as Detective Gumshoe!)

: It's almost like a serial killer was after homicide detectives...

: Except this serial killing happened simultaneously, scientifically speaking.

: Well, I sure hope Detective Gumshoe isn't next on the list...

: Okay... How about you tell me

: the victim's ID number?

: Hmm? Sure, why not. It's not like you'll be able to tell who it is from that!

: Of course not.

: You won't tell me their name, after all.

: We keep a tight lid on ID numbers, so don't go getting your hopes up.

: The number is...

: 5842189.

: Well! That's quite...

: long!

: And we have to remember these! It drives me nuts!

: 8... 2...

: I can't do it.

:
(You didn't even get the first number right!)

: Well, Mr. Wright? Does this tell you anything?

: Absolutely nothing, Your Honor.

: Ah... well, yes.

: First of all, it was too long! I've forgotten it already!

: S-sorry!

: I mean, why are you getting mad at me!? I didn't come up with those numbers...

: Hmm... 5842189...

: Actually, it does, Your Honor.

: It does...!

: I think!

: Meaning?

: Well, let's hear what the defense hast to say.

: You say the ID number of the detective who was murdered at the Police Department...

: Witness! ...

: ...

: ...

: ...

: What is it, Mr. Wright!?

: No, I... it's just,

: I got confused...

: And this is news?

: Huh?

: Just come out with both guns blazing...

: like you always do.

:
(Two places, two detectives murdered... at one time.)

: Oh hoh!

: Is it yours?

: N-no, Your Honor. I'm a defense attorney... remember?

: Shame on you, Wrighto! Personnel IDs are top secret!

: Detective Goodman's ID number is...

: "
5842189."

: ...

: ...

: ...

: And...?

: This means... what, exactly?

: Huh?

: Wait...

: That ID number we heard from the Chief earlier...

: That started with "82..."

: Hmm. I've forgotten.

:
(You even got the first number wrong!)

: The number the Chief of Police gave us was...

:
5842189.

: W-wait a second, Wright! What does this...?

: Mean? That's what I want to know!

: The two ID numbers are identical!

: In other words... The detective killed in the Police Department's evidence room was
Bruce Goodman!

: What does our witness think about that!?

: ...

: Oh! Ho ho ho, sharp as a tack, Wrighto! Sharp as a tack!

: B-but wait! Detective Goodman is OUR victim!

: Yet, a Detective Bruce Goodman was also killed at the Police Department...

: Th-that's impossible!

: So, what we're saying is...

: The same person was killed at the same time!?

: Order! Order! Order!

: Chief! What does this mean!?

: No... what I want to know is...

: why didn't I hear about this!? Yes, it's top-secret, fine! But I'm the prosecutor in charge of the case!!!

: Now, just wait a second, Worthy. No need to get all flustered.

: Your Honor!

: The Police Department has made a grave error in this case...

: Wait.

: Or didn't you hear me?

: ...!

: The oversight... the grave error...? Mr. Edgeworth...

: They're yours.

: How... how dare...

: We informed you yesterday.

: I believe it was our Officer Meekins who brought you the news?

: O-officer... Meekins?

: Mr. Wright!

: Where have we heard that name before?

: Wait... Ah hah!

: I'm here, sir, at the request of the chief, sir! I've got your report, sir!

: According to Meekins, you didn't accept the report?

: Hard to believe.

: B-but your officer, he told me!

: He said that report had nothing to do with the Lana Skye incident!

: Mr. Edgeworth. The victim's name is written write on top of the report.
Whoops, nice typo, game.

: Wh-why didn't your officer tell me!?

: He did seem... challenged.

: In any case, this is a serious error, a gross negligence of duty on your part, Worthy.

: B-But, sir!!!

: Then, I...

: No such luck this time, Worthy... or should I say, un-Worthy?

: What!?

: Now what was the second rule of evidence law, hmm?

: Well, Mr. Wright?

: Huh? Oh, well, it's, uh...

: Rule 2: New evidence may only be submitted if it concerns the case on trial.

: And how is this relevant!?

: Normally, you submit a list of evidence to be used in court before the trial.

: So...

: What does this mean?

: I couldn't submit this evidence until a connection was proven in court.

: ...!!

: The connection was just proven by Wrighto over here.

: Good job, Wrighto, my boy!

: Huh? Uh... I...

: I was just doing my job.

: No...

: It seems...

: we have come to the end of this trial.

: You are becoming a thorn in my side, Worthy... There've been rumors...

: After all, you were in the defendant's chair just last year...!

: ...!

: I apologize for this terrible lack of due diligence on my part...

: M-Mr. Edgeworth!

: Please... Just give me one day. I'll get to the bottom of what happened...

: If it's the last thing I do!

: You'd better get results this time. Really.

: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

: Poor Mr. Edgeworth...

: I don't think there's ever been an error this serious in the history of this court.

: We will grant one further day as the prosecution has requested.

: Will this be sufficient, Mr. Edgeworth.
This case has more typos and grammar issues than any other in this game, really.

: Yes, Your Honor. Thank you.

: Whatever your punishment for this is, for your sake I hope it's not... decisive.

: Very well! Court is adjourned!
Next time: The case only gets weirder from here.htah