Part 54: Fake Update

Fake Update:






"Is anyone else wondering what's in the box?"

"Dude, open it. I'll bet what's in there is totally sweet. Like candy."

"Could be coin, judgin' by th' ruby. It's bigger than a bauriur's arse, it is!"

"Or it could be tits!"

"Or... the- word of... Zerthimon?"

"That's just awful."

"Well here we go!"





*click*





+ "BLARGHRRLRRLLLRLLLRLLLRRRRRLLL!!!!"

"OH GODS THESE AREN'T TITS AT ALL!!!"

"I believe we call those 'moobs,' Morte."

"I wish that word had not become known to me."





One not-so-epic battle later...





"Well... that was underwhelming."