The Let's Play Archive

Pokemon Crystal

by Chorocojo

Part 50

Oh.. what do you want.

....

Oh you are freaking kidding me.


Remember how I said we'd go to Indigo? I lied! Sidetrip!

Doodad is a temporary member of the team! Everybody say hi to Doodad the Dratini.

I almost neglected this place,

It smells like bat poo. Other than that it seems like a nice-

DWARF

GET THE DWARF HONEYPOT. GET THE DWARF!

Oh hey, it's just a girl Machop. :girl:
Machop #066

Superpower Pokémon
Height: 2'07" Weight: 43 lbs.
Habitat: Mountains Types: Fighting
Machop are very powerful in spite of their small size. Always brimming with power, it passes time by lifting boulders. It can even pick up a Graveler with ease. Doing so makes it even stronger. Machop's muscles are special - they never get sore no matter how much they are used in exercise. This pokémon has sufficient power to hurl a hundred adult humans. There are some Machop that travel the world in a quest to master all kinds of martial arts.

La Lala, la laaaa la. La Lala La Laaaaaaa la.

Pretty fiiiiiishy.


Goldeen #118

Goldfish Pokémon
Height: 2'00" Weight: 33.1 lbs
Habitat: Freshwater Types: Water
Goldeen is a very beautiful pokémon with fins that billow elegantly in water. However, don't let your guard down around them - they could ram you powerfully with their horn. Goldeen loves swimming wild and free in rivers and ponds. If one of these fish are placed in an aquarium, it will shatter even the thickest glass with one ram of its horn and make its escape. In the springtime, schools of Goldeen can be seen swimming up falls and rivers. Its dorsal and pectoral fins are strongly developed. It can swim at a speed of five knots. During spawning season, they swim gracefully in the water, searching for their perfect mate.

Yes, that is a waterfall there.

Biiiiig pretty fishy.


Seaking #119

Goldfish Pokémon
Height: 4'03" Weight: 86 lbs.
Habitat: Freshwater Types: Water
Stage 1: Evolves from Goldeen
In the autumn, Seaking males can be seen performing courtship dances in riverbeds to woo females. During this season, this pokémon's body coloration is at its most beautiful. Using its horn, it bores holes in riverbed boulders, making nests to prevent its eggs from washing away. Seaking are very protective of their eggs. The parents will take turns patrolling around their nest; guarding their eggs for over a month at a time.

Oh my god look at it its all fat and round and cute and blue and


Marill #183

Aqua Mouse Pokémon
Height: 1'04" Weight: 18.7 lbs
Habitat: Freshwater Types: Water
Marill's oil-filled tail acts much like a life preserver. If you see just its tail bobbing on the water's surface, it's a sure indication that this pokémon is diving beneath the water to feed on aquatic plants. When fishing for food at the edge of a fast-running stream, Marill wraps its tail around the trunk of a tree. This pokémon's tail is flexible and configured to stretch. Marill's body is covered with water-repellent fur. Its fur allows it to swim through water at high speed without being slowed by the water's resistance.

I'm not a boy.

Yeah, no prob.

Oh sweet jesus what.

What did I just cram into a ball.
Machoke #067

Superpower Pokémon
Height: 4'11" Weight: 155.4 lbs
Habitat: Mountains Types: Fighting
Stage 1: Evolves from Machop
Machoke undertakes bodybuilding every day even as it helps people with tough, physically demanding labor. On its days off, this pokémon heads to the fields and mountains to exercise and train. Machoke's thoroughly toned muscles possess the hardness of steel. This pokémon has so much strength, it can easily hold aloft a sumo wrestler on just one finger. The belt around its waist holds back its energy. Without it, this pokémon would be near unstoppable. Because it is so dangerous, no one has ever removed the belt.

Oh.

Hmmm... Have to go through New Bark...

But Prof. Elm is there...

And Prof. Elm is a dick...

And then that... thing is there...

And it's a heartless little monster...

...crap...

And then I-OH GOD THERE'S A GUY DOWN HERE.

That's nice...

WHY.

Do I have t-

OH MAN. All over my shoes.

Round 1. FIGHT.

Oh this old routine a-GUILLOTINE

I'm not sure how I just did that to something with no neck.

Round 2. FIGHT.

<Prof. Kissum>

Clean my shoes.

Aww.

You're almost there I guess.


Tyrogue #236

Scuffle Pokémon
Height: 2'04" Weight: 46.3 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types: Fighting
Baby: Evolves into Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan or Hitmontop
Tyrogue is always bursting with energy. To make itself stronger, it keeps on fighting even if it loses. Tyrogue becomes stressed out if it does not get to train every day. When raising this pokémon, the trainer must establish and uphold various training methods. Even though it is small, it can't be ignored because it will slug any handy target without warning.

He's kinda cute.

I can see that.

Most Pokémon do.

Bye mr. Karate Man guy.

I guess I should head towards Indigo now...