Part 60

Surfing south from Pallet Town. There should be an island south of here.

Ah, there it is.

Oh god what the hell?

I'm-

...never heard of you. :I

Uhhhhhh.. nope, not ringing any bells.

Who? :I

Yeah, kind of. I mean, I need that freaking badge.

...but..

It smells like hot dogs here.

I dunno, the Pokémon Center's still there.

....k :I

:I

That's the way it's been.

Yup. :I

I am strong and cute and have a giant pitcher plant.

Man, can't we just battle here?

The Ironing is Delicious.

So he's like a hermit? Thanks for that Cooltrainer whatever your name is!

Heading East.

Good question!

Oh

Wait, am I about to walk into a cave in the middle of nowhere to confront a now homeless and possibly crazy old man with no witnesses?

Oh goddammit. Why do I do these things?

OH GOD HE'S CRAZY.

Wait, aren't you a Fire-type trainer?

...don't Magmar and stuff live in volcanos?

Man this is awkward.

What happened to all the Seel and Psyduck and stuff that lived here?

"But if you lose I get to eat your leg."

I don't.

Roxy vs Crazy old Scientist who is also homeless because of a volcano

A GEOTHERMAL SNAIL!

..:I Well that solves that.

FIERY UNICORN.

Fiyah Blast!

Yippy! Initiate Spin Cycle maneuver!

I think this was an attempt to Stomp?

FIRE DUCK _{Holy crap that thing has boobs on its head.}

crap.

crap.

Seriously, can we get a bra or something for that thing? It's kind of creepy.

GOTCHA.

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Oh man the Ironing. THE IRONING!

Crazy, crazy old man.

Sure we will buddy, sure we will.

Hey let's go catch a Seel!

Oh man.