Part 1

Ever wonder what it'd be like if a person who could barely speak English were to romhack one of the Pokemon games, replace the characters, plot, and Pokemon with ones of his own creation, while at the same time making a terrible mockery of the English language as a whole?

Of course not. Because that'd suck really, really hard. Unfortunately, even though you didn't think about it, this guy did. Welcome to Pokemon Quartz, the best Pokemon hack since Pokemon Gun! I hope you're all as excited as I am!

There have videos on youtube for awhile now, and many laughs have been had on its behalf in certain circles (pokegoons hurf). But, I figure, what the hell, I haven't played the game, it's been awhile since I've done a screenshot LP, and I'm sure alot of you have never seen or heard of this hack before (perhaps for good reason?).



You wish they worked on this.



Who?



What the hell



It's a... slime duck with a viper's fangs!



It's a... dirt covered midget with his arms cut off wearing a plastic garbage bag!







The least menacing Pokemon ever!



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Pokemon Quartz: Complete with very badly done title and background spriting! We're off to a good start here.



... ok?





I've never seen you before in my life, what are you talking about.




If you say so






So we're allowed to use them to fight them to the death, but only if its in friendly terms? Ehh...





... that doesn't even make sense. Speak properly, man








Okay... so guys, are we a guy ( )



or are we a girl ( )



Make a name suggestion while you're at it. CHOOSE!

_{Don't forget to check out these other critically related and critically awesome other Pokemon LPs by RedChocobo!
Let's Play Pokemon Emerald, starring Misty!
Let's Play Pokemon Crystal, starring Roxy!}