Pokemon Quartz

Part 15

Well, apparently I was wrong about the next gym being that one

I wonder if we're supposed to use that stupid skate route now that we have skates...

But first, since we're here

Shut up and die you unholy abomination against nature

Jigga what?

EM BAG or something.

Unlike that broken ghost detector that can apparently inflate the sun somehow!

... wait, that's not how EXP.SHARES work

Yep, he gave the wrong description for it. Way to go BA-Chan!

Time to run back through the cave and everything and down to the beginning of the skate route!

B-but I just want to go to the next part of the route so I can become rape proof by beating the Pokemon League

For no real reason at all, everyone here is critically weak. Critically.

Not really?

Nobody is going to let me skate in peace, are they

Wait, why is he on a snowboard now

I'm so confused

It's... what the hell is that?

I don't even know

And again!

Trust me, I plan on it. Also as a note you're still on a snowboard now.

Probabally "More gramatical errors endured ever by a single sane person", or maybe "most rape attempts made against"

What's yours? Most... _{something something something something}-er ever?

_{I can't think of anything}

....

Waiting

IRC posted:

<Zorak> is it Kiwi or is it Incan?
<Stalgren> Why can't it be both
<Zorak> Because New Zealand isn't in South America
<Stalgren> Kiwincan
<whs> ^
<Zorak> It doesn't work that way :T
<Stalgren> Dude
<Stalgren> Pokemon
<Zorak> Unless this is a breed of Kiwis that like
<Zorak> Migrated (Kiwis can't fly as a note) to South America
<Zorak> How would Kiwis migrate if they could migrate
<tyrsHTML> little rafts
<Stalgren> It's a kiwi pokemon
<Zorak> That's what I was thinking
<tyrsHTML> they made little rafts
<Zorak> Tyrs I like the cut of your jib

...

what the just happened words appeared out of nowhere in mid air

But... Kiwi Birds can't fly!

My world is being bloowwwwnn awayyyy

I can beat your face though :T

Tight whelks? What does the tightness of snails have anything to do with the present situation?

Can't get by... this guy won't let me through

I guess I'll leave and come back :T

...

Maybe the splendors of nature just do nothing for me... or maybe this lake is just boring

Is it bad that I'm passionate about not being molested? :/ Low hopes to make life seen bearable

Her arm is hideously deformed. So is her name. Esther.

Battles like this are more just dull then anything :T

But what if I like turtles!

... why does the timed part end in the middle of nowhere, anyway!?

A secret!?

I love secrets!

_{Roxy once told me secretly that her friend Misty wasn't a very nice person. I dunno about that though... I think she's kind of cute!}

Oh those guys. I wouldn't worry about them. They just want to inflate the sun. With a device that can't see ghosts.

I don't get it much either, but it's pretty clear they're threat level -30 right now

Nerd attack. You're totally UN X-TREME creepy stalker guy :T

I like secrets, but I'm not sure I want to hear anything you'd have to say secret

Molemen, total jerks!? Why, nothing at all so far in this journey has shown that at any point ever!

... wait, wait... WHY EXACTLY DID YOU BUILD THIS SKATE PATH IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

the town is RIGHT THERE! It's a LINE OF TREES!

You guys are just trying to prevent people without a million pokedollars/ incredibly Fox like luck to get to the rest of the continent

You guys are just lucky I'm not a socialist otherwise I'd soooooo be wearing a Che shirt and handing out flyers right now

Wheeeee.

I don't even have any matches or a lighter

I'm not sure how wearing so little clothes will help you fight fires... but it sure is cute

You can guess how these two worked out

I don't think a small line of pebbles would stop a bonfire if it went out of control.

...? Something is making a ringing sound. It's really annoying

NO! END CALL, END CALL!

NO IT'S NOT OKAY! STOP ACTING LIKE I THINK ITS OKAY!

No! I won't tell you that I'm in the Brown Hi- damn it.

-me

What's going on, I don't understand. Who' s Ambrosio?

_{I really hope it's a coincidence that Ambar and Ambrosio both lack a single letter (different ones at that) to have the name BARO in it their names}