Part 15
Well, apparently I was wrong about the next gym being that one

But first, since we're here


Shut up and die you unholy abomination against nature


Jigga what?

EM BAG or something.


Unlike that broken ghost detector that can apparently inflate the sun somehow!



... wait, that's not how EXP.SHARES work

Yep, he gave the wrong description for it. Way to go BA-Chan!


B-but I just want to go to the next part of the route so I can become rape proof by beating the Pokemon League


For no real reason at all, everyone here is critically weak. Critically.

Not really?


Nobody is going to let me skate in peace, are they


Wait, why is he on a snowboard now


It's... what the hell is that?




And again!

Trust me, I plan on it. Also as a note you're still on a snowboard now.

Probabally "More gramatical errors endured ever by a single sane person", or maybe "most rape attempts made against"


What's yours? Most... something something something something-er ever?


....


...IRC posted:
<Zorak> is it Kiwi or is it Incan?
<Stalgren> Why can't it be both
<Zorak> Because New Zealand isn't in South America
<Stalgren> Kiwincan
<whs> ^
<Zorak> It doesn't work that way :T
<Stalgren> Dude
<Stalgren> Pokemon
<Zorak> Unless this is a breed of Kiwis that like
<Zorak> Migrated (Kiwis can't fly as a note) to South America
<Zorak> How would Kiwis migrate if they could migrate
<tyrsHTML> little rafts
<Stalgren> It's a kiwi pokemon
<Zorak> That's what I was thinking
<tyrsHTML> they made little rafts
<Zorak> Tyrs I like the cut of your jib


But... Kiwi Birds can't fly!


I can beat your face though :T


Tight whelks? What does the tightness of snails have anything to do with the present situation?


Can't get by... this guy won't let me through



...
Maybe the splendors of nature just do nothing for me... or maybe this lake is just boring


Is it bad that I'm passionate about not being molested? :/ Low hopes to make life seen bearable


Her arm is hideously deformed. So is her name. Esther.



Battles like this are more just dull then anything :T




But what if I like turtles!

... why does the timed part end in the middle of nowhere, anyway!?




A secret!?










Oh those guys. I wouldn't worry about them. They just want to inflate the sun. With a device that can't see ghosts.



Ew


I like secrets, but I'm not sure I want to hear anything you'd have to say secret



Molemen, total jerks!? Why, nothing at all so far in this journey has shown that at any point ever!

... wait, wait... WHY EXACTLY DID YOU BUILD THIS SKATE PATH IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

You guys are just trying to prevent people without a million pokedollars/ incredibly Fox like luck to get to the rest of the continent




Wheeeee.

I don't even have any matches or a lighter


I'm not sure how wearing so little clothes will help you fight fires... but it sure is cute



You can guess how these two worked out



I don't think a small line of pebbles would stop a bonfire if it went out of control.


...? Something is making a ringing sound. It's really annoying


NO! END CALL, END CALL!

NO IT'S NOT OKAY! STOP ACTING LIKE I THINK ITS OKAY!

No! I won't tell you that I'm in the Brown Hi- damn it.

-me























.... I wonder why he had to say Goodbay to me right then?





Onward with idle curiosity!

Every other one that tried so far failed so hey



Electric on ground pokemon violence!

Flying attacks one hit like usual

This guy too

And this one

Well, we all got to start somewhere


Er... okay

I AM SURPRISED! :O






Ah yes, a loud, sleeping and snoring mouse Pokemon. Just what exemplifies "ninja"

Two electric shocks did the trick


>:I Hey, I won, so no stealing my honor and dignity. Besides, your honor is non-existent you creepy perv












DOUBLE KICK FEST '98


... well that was pointless :T
Moleman returns and says he's ready!

Sure I guess?




GOMELET fainted









Er yeah, okay... tell me the secret though








That's not that good of a secret





weee

And stardust too

... still not a very good secret



Er, kay.. jerk



Molemen are stingy, rude, secretive, greedy, secular and keep all their wealth within their society

... wait... wait... Molemen are incarnations of negative Jewish stereotypes!?

oh Baro you racist card you

!
To be Continued