Part 23


Sure, why not?


catch his Pokemon
And I have begun to rapidly regret it, now that he's alerting my stalker to my location now



CHECK SOME, NONE, OR ALL OF THE ABOVE


I think this is supposed to sound epic, but really, it isn't.

Couldn't be assed to wear shoes, eh? :T Also, your legs are bumpy like a pair of socks stuffed with potatoes.

Violent, Molesting Bear vs A Salamander of Some Kind




THERE IS NO TIME FOR HEALING! Sing him a song of sweet serenades and terror, SWAP.bear



.bear used double slap. Mantiga woke up!





... Col. Crazy was just one hitted. And that's not very surprising, seeing as how that thing just used Sludgebomb, an upper-level poison move.







ve!
Luckily, ground is strong against this thing.


It's not very effective but it just took out half my health.



Only one more hit is all I need, come onnnn

... figures. And he's moved beyond Hyper Potions now! Yes, he's using FULL RESTORES now, which heal fully AND curse all status effects! Joyous.




My super effective hit did less percentage of damage to him then his not very effective attack.






Fuegomelet meanwhile used Bite.


And then he fainted


This is mid his health crawling back up. :T Unbelievable.

This is mid Bugzapper's health going straight from 59 to 0. At least the thunderbolt took out 1/3 of his health




DA KING is my strongest hitter and even he can't take this guy down fast




... yep, I didn't take out a single of his Pokemon.

Well... that blew


This time: Curing poison (generally) right away!

Take two!





How would you like to wake up from a nap and find Ionic staring you down, glaring? This is the basis of this change.

Unfortunately, it didn't work out so well



Not well at all


The Lady however can smile at you sometimes. Maybe.

... though in this case, it ammounted to shit.

estored!
Just to last another turn in order to...

BLAM!

OK, now to quickly attack before he ca-

...





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Might as well try to get some more out of this.





Yeah blargh













Wait... this gives me an idea...





An idea for another time





FINALLY! Thank you, FUEGOMELET, for your useful Ember skills.



FUUUUUUUUUUUU

CCCCCCKKKKKKK
....















I think you can figure out my new strategy






Sludge Bomb is now weak shit! Hooray.






whelp,




I switched out SWAP.bear so I could try repeating that strategy later on in this battle





Slowly wearing him away with Wing Attacks











Col. Crazy, buy me some time!




Alas










My strategy is SORT of working



DA KING, take this one for the team





If it tries to use Sludge Bomb, it'll be attacking with a crap attack, so then I can just thunderbolt it into submission.











No idea what that is.

For now, I suppose.

Wow, now THAT thing is the most constipated Pokemon ever. I wonder if its name is a pun on the unit Pascal. Hm.


It's not very effective! But it'll take out nearly all your health anyway!

Lost cause, so...

BOOM

... which was pointless.



Double Kick doesn't seem to be working well



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Stay alive, Fuegomelet





Nuts.


... who NUKES the thing with electricity. HELLS YEAH!




Die.

Thank you, now die.




Go choke on something

... and die from it








Why are you still being alive?



.... wait what!?




The last thing Ramon gave me was a phone call that led to face rape














I guess

... Three badges...

...
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER!?!?

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...
To be Continued....?