Part 35

TO SEA!



For awhile there was a Confederate Sea, but the Union Sea eventually engulfed it back.... by force




Like... Whola?




Colonel Crazy is awesome no matter the location!








"Hm, this Whola is mauling me. Pokemon must have personalities of their own!"
" "




I dunno, I feel a little like Tommy Vercetti or something







Uh, are you having a cramp? Do you want a ride? Mister?

... Mister?

... oh.



Sea Routes: LP Variety Central _not



uhh














.... uhhhhh.



Shortest (apparent) route ever?



Who? Who said anything about anyone in a lighthouse?





Sure? Though I really have no idea what I'd use it for




Well...?




LIGHTHOUSE YAY, I hope there aren't any wierd guys in Pokemon costumes




Hello, Martha!




Hahaha?







Thanks



Some call me... Foxy






A submarine? Hm...



Yeah, getting hit by a Submarine would kinda suck.



Aww I wanted to go up top.




Also the next badge




Disco... moon?


_{Thanks Drake Lake and Drake Lake's girlfriend!}

THE BOOGY SHALL NEVER END!








yes it really is like that





Disco can never die





No, it looks like it wants to devour my soul like some horrid, twilight-borne beast of the nether regions of the human mind and sanity




Girl



Uh yeah sure, experienced, right.





Fishing is probabally not anywhere near "THE BEST OF THE LIFE" on my list, sorry.





... Like a Buzzard, he watches the young and the weak battle, so he can snatch up those left to feast on their entrails.




Good old Swamps... defying both land and sea. Hooray!






Girl!



... somehow, I don't think things bode well for the next few minutes of my life









Oh wow, thanks!



Huh.







Sailors are gross and mean though








... what accent is that even supposed to be?




I guess he should have taken up Scuba Diving?



Uf. Indeed.




What about when you're dead? Can you still feel it when you're dead? Answer me this sagely question







... and then it ran away, like the Punkie it is. I sure hope some fat man in the middle of the rain forest doesn't threaten to eat it






Wait, dragon types? Oh god this is going to suck.




Ew, what is with guys thinking they're so sexy? Blah, it's not like they're a girl and Foxy like me










This is going to be hell. In fact, Looking at this gym I look to be in for a world of hell.

A world of hell I won't subject you to because Oh god this sucked so hard. I want the hour of my time it took to navigate this gym back.

Instead, here's a trainer montage!






I don't think adding "ina" to a guy's name really makes it a girl's name.



That looks more like something I'd find in my intestines after a rather bad sandwich rather then a dragon.








Well, TEAM FOXY Is pretty awesome





... Like a boomerang or something.



Uh, I just did?



So that last battle didn't count? The true what?



That's a dragon now? Wait what?



... this is the worst Dragon ever. I want a refund.



It's not very fireproof either.



THIS THING IS TOO RETARDED TO FIGHT OH GOD GET OUT OF THERE COL. CRAZY



BRING THE MURDER!







That doesn't bode too well for the rest of the gym



Rhyming yay!




... wow that's... just... terrible. Absolutely terrible.





I won harrrr




Went off the deep end




OH GOD SURPRISE BATTLE




It's... some sort of angry lobster man monster.









And this is... this is... this.






Those are words right there. NEVER SPEAK AGAIN.








OH GOD SOMEHOW A GYM PROGRESSION SCREENSHOT GOT IN HERE MOVE ON MOVE ON












Danny is in fact a hot girl I sure hope this battle goes well!

... SCENE EDITTED FOR MASSIVE BEATINGS Here's some stuff I did after getting beaten too much







That sort of sucks I can't catch any Pokemon in any trees. What do you think this is, Johto? Sinnoh?

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That's more a Butterfly then a bird, isn't it?






So... the swamps are the safest part of Corna you say?



That makes no sense. That's dumb.



I highly doubt that.








Oh... uh... ja.... what? Who... why?

.... what?



REMOVE IT FROM THIS WORLD




Some things cannot be improved












I might do it, but I better get the bounty money





Ugly dragon type ahoyyyy




Blahhhh.

I guess I'll go back and fight the gym.

GYM BATTLE COMMENCE!




I only got to this point by DA KING using fly to avoid the initial attacks, focusing on Freech with both Fly and Fuegomelet using Double Kick. Yay!




Yeah it did it in one hit




Nuts.






olonel Crazy bit it










Which destroyed Polynesio utterly



LUCKY THUNDERBOLT CRIT + DOUBLE SLAP CHAIN =



Hooray luck!






Finally an awesome sounding badge!















... I don't even know why I try anymore

NOTHING MAKES SENSE AT ALL

Mr. Swoon posted:

Aw shucks, it's not his fault he's an abomination.