Part 38

PROFESSOR CHA- I mean, Butters. (5 glory points to Cheeseball IV )
Annnd I suppose I'll get out of here now.

Well, that explains where the next HM is I suppose: stuck in the back of a random cave... of chaos.

... so uh, everybody sort of just left after I went in? What jerks


All it did really was piss it off really







Um... maybe I guess?

... so wait, that old guy was a member of the Elite Four? Huh. And yet he still made me do this shit?!
That's bull.




No, it had to do with the GIANT EVIL DRAGON that sort of flew right through the middle of the town into the cave





It's pretty dumb, actually. :T

No thanks to you guys psh




Bleah.


Later Spock, I guess. Never going to see you again

... yeah, we're not challenging this thing yet. I think the place is dark type, anyway. Sounds like Fuegomelet is going to be useful here though

Back to the swamp to get access to the other seas to the South, I suppose.

It's sort of cute



What long legs? I see no legs at all


Geddit?



Well I've been working hard to do... uh... whatever I'm doing. Losing sort of sucks so I guess I want to win too



Wow, that's uh... really really ugly.


Lady, I don't think you stand a chance to be honest. I can barely beat even Gym leaders


Are you getting swimming envy or something?


That surfboard is horribly distorted. Like... jesus.

That shrimp is... pretty damn ugly. Wow. It's also genderless.

I'm surfing on a levitating electric water dragon. A murderous one.


Wuss. TO THE DEEP SEA, MURDERFISH!


Me too, I guess.

That's the story of my life


Um... maybe you should go rest awhile before you drown then



No, then it's hilarious!
... wait, no, that joke doesn't work






Haha, I get it, like your label! that's dumb you're dumb


New sea time: ELBOW SEA yay

I don't see your name on it!





Lady, it's the ocean: WAVES ARE EVERYWHERE


NO MEANS NO! A WOMAN HAS A RIGHT TO SAY NO!









oh god what-
I don't know if I want this to happen. I mean come on... Colonel Crazy...
I mean, I bet he'd turn out like this:


Besides, back in the war he got capured for awhile, and they tried forcing him to evolve




I thought it'd be "finding a body of water" personally.

THIS SEA ISN'T REAL GUYS ITS A FAKE A BIG FAT FAKE


Am I Bluuuuue?
Am I Bluuuuueeee?
Are these tears in my eyes telling youuuuuuu?





The pokemon trainers try to talk intelligently and come across as wierd



Do we haaaave to?








While this sea is not a lie it is, in fact, muddy. Apparently.


Lady, I hate creepy guys too. Clearly we must elope into the night together






That doesn't make it right.




Yeah me too. Sea Routes are depressingly boring. No variety at all... ever. No matter where you go


Bleah!


That's... dumb





What does that mean?




Wow, that's a wierd fetish.

Yeah, you always have to worry about fish swimming up into wierd place





Fuck. Yeah.


QWERQWERQWERQW


More like... lesbianized duo Mary and Jane. Nothing wrong with that though.

Hm...

FUCK YEAH THUNDER

You're... pretty wierd together too.


Oh hey, it's Muddy Island. One of those "cities not cool enough to get gyms".


Huh.





Ehh, I wouldn't be surprised if there was. I've seen some really wierd shit in Corna... nothing can surprise me much anymore...
Though I shouldn't say that because there will probabally be something soon now



You can what over it?





Or the tower just doesn't exist and you're an idiot?



Is the tower by chance called "Teppelin"? No? Okay, just curious.



Ah yes, important by proxy. Just like I'm the most important one of... uh... everyone here because my cousin is Roxy and she's friends with Misty!





It's Return! Whoooosh.



Yeah, I found it. Do you people really expect me to translate stuff though? I'm not paid enough for this


LITTLE GIRL MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A TRANSLATOR'S JOB!? I'LL PAY YOU 1000 POKE'DOLLARS AN HOUR? No?


Yes, see, right he-




Uh, isn't that sort of what Baro does? Hm... let's investigate guys



Umm... Maybe?

Sure I guess? I'm just going to investigate what's going on here





That's... terrible



Nice. Now I can power a giant dragon/tiger mechanoid! Whoooooo



Uh, yeah, maybe? I have no idea what I'm doing this may be a bad idea




Hm... should I steal a starter Pokemon!? I get a feeling that if I do, nothing will happen, and something like this would occur



But it won't let me get greedy and take more then one




Hm... I have no idea. Thinking about it, I need to decide whether I want to evolve Col. Crazy too. I really don't think I do but I don't know...