Part 5: Episode Three: Showdown with the Death Angel!


Check. If he's on his way out of town, there isn't much time.


Oh, right, fiddling with your pistol. Again. Are we not in a rush?

The jailer speaks to you through the PA system... "Booking desk... can I help you?"
Yeah, we'd like three large pies, one pepperoni, one meat lover's, one cigarette...


After showing your ID, you hear a loud metal "clank" as the jailer releases the door locks.

Well, this place certainly has gotten a bit swankier. You even got rid of that software pirate.

Awww. I wanted to talk to him again. But I guess that ship has sailed.

What? I'm just talking about our friend, the sailor on the high C++.

I guess you have no reason to arrrrrest him anymore.


Yeah, usually people just escape the normal ways, by climbing the fence or going out the fire exit or going through the secret door marked "do not enter" or digging a tunnel with a spoon or wishing for freedom on a glowing stone.
Continuing... "Bains took Pate and escaped in Pate's car. I sure hope he's OK. Poor kid... he's just a rookie, you know. Heck, we just put together the file on Bains this morning, and he's gone already."


WOW. Really. Is there a rainbow on it, too?

"Yes," he says... "we have one man in custody who saw the whole thing. Saxton... Sherman Saxton is his name." The correctional officer continues... "Just walk over to the interview area, and I'll call him out."

So, what do you think? Biker? Hilarious caricature? Racist stereotype?

Or just a regular guy with a little more hair than usual.

"Oh, yeah, the escape," he says... "That dude Bains did a number on your little jailer friend."

"It looked so easy!" Saxton says, "I mean, he just grabbed the jailer, put a knife to his throat, and sashayed right out of the jail. Unbelievable!"


At least offer him some extra cigarettes or something. See, Keith CAN contribute to the case!


Shouldn't we be... you know, rushing off in hot pursuit?

The Jailer posted:
Which file do you want to look at?

Didn't we already look at his file?



So we have one version for if he's had time to cut his hair and one for if he hasn't.

Cute. You said we needed to look at files, plural?





Not much useful here.


Well, shit.

Ok. Can we give chase now?


Where the hell did Keith go?


Believe me, I'm not. I was just kind of curious.


...wow.


You'd think he could move faster.


Your magic no-drugs talk doesn't work on him, huh?





Could you ask him about the stupid cigarettes?

Keith, as usual, takes in a big puff before responding.



You're the worst cop ever, Keith.



Dispatch comes on the air and responds... "53mary2... 10-4. Dispatch copies 10-8 from Lytton City Jail."
Keith keys the mike... "Dispatch... 53mary2. Be advised we are enroute to the office."
Dispatch answers... "53mary2... 10-4. We copy you are enroute to the office."
Oh god this is all just so fascinating.

Keith grabs the mike and answers... "Dispatch... 53mary2. Go ahead with your traffic."
"53mary2, 10-4" dispatch continues... "Traffic Officer Haines has located a vehicle belonging to the correctional officer at at Oak Tree Mall."
Continuing, "Per Captain Hall, respond to that 10-20 and 11-98 with Officer Haines... Dispatch clear."


Well, you heard the man.


Did I already say you were the worst cop, Keith? I can't remember.

Keith keys the mike... "Dispatch... 53mary2. Be advised we are enroute to Oak Tree Mall."
Dispatch answers... "53mary2... 10-4. We copy you are enroute to Oak Tree Mall."
At least he's good at that.



Keith has a BIKE? Okay, him in biking shorts is not a mental image I needed today.

Keith contacts dispatch... "Dispatch... 53mary2 10-97 Oak Tree Mall."
Dispatch responds... "53mary2... 10-4. Dispatch copies 10-97 Oak Tree Mall."

Is that Haines?




My God, give the man a prize! He has mastered basic recognition of a person he knows standing less than twenty feet away from him!


Why do you even have that guy around, anyway?

But... you have me, right?

...yes.



OK. So, let's have Keith check the car while we...

Uh. Alright. So how about we send Haines to...

...okay, then.


So we check the car, then?


I have been waiting so long for this. SO LONG. Cool powders! And vials! And zooming in on details! Woosh!

That's what it's like... right?



That THING has a name, you know.

No. No, not really.

I think he noticed something odd over there. He's pointing it out to you. Pointily. Like a thing that points.




That's going to sound really bad in retrospect if his beheaded body is in there or something.


OK. So we want to connect Bains to this car, right? Can we get a print off of the wheel?


Using the tape, you carefully "lift" the print.
Tape? TAPE? Did you just stick a goddamned piece of TAPE on there?

...

...

Let's just see what's in there.

You look at the empty holster and ponder the whereabouts of the gun. You retain it for evidence.
Ah, shit.

That's no good. No good at all.

Anything else in that car?



Where the hell did Keith and Haines get to, anyway?


Oh, that looks promising.




You ask for a description of her car and she says... "Oh, yes! It's a 1986 compact Chevy station wagon. It's black, and the license number is... is... C035... Oh! That's all I can remember, officer.

"What am I going to do now?", she says. "My husband is going to kill me when he finds out that the car was stolen!"
...get a divorce?




I'm... not sure I'd remember mine. You really have yours memorized? Wait, what am I asking? Of course you do.

How does he DO that?


Keith as the world's biggest cat. Great, that's another mental image that'll haunt me tonight.

I discovered that our evidence-gathering procedures are lame! And that we should remember our license plate numbers in case our cars are stolen by crazed killers!


"10-4, 53mary2." Dispatch crackles back. "Attention all units..."
"Update on jail break... per 53mary2, Jesse Bains may now be armed with the correctional officer's gun... approach with caution."
Keith advises Dispatch of the stolen car information and requests notification to all units.
"53mary2... 10-4." Dispatch says.
"Attention all units!" Dispatch transmits... "Be on the lookout for one black 1986 4-door mid-size station wagon stolen from Oak Tree Mall. A partial plate of C035 was given."



Keith, as usual, takes in a big puff before responding.



Hey, he learned a new trick! Good boy! That's a good boy!

Not you! Bad Keith! Bad!
Keith grabs the mike and calls dispatch... "Dispatch... 53mary2 is 10-8 from Oak Tree Mall."
Dispatch comes on the air and responds... "53mary2... 10-4. Dispatch copies 10-8 from Oak Tree Mall."
Keith keys the mike... "Dispatch... 53mary2. Be advised we are enroute to the office."
Dispatch answers... "53mary2... 10-4. We copy that you are enroute to the office."

Keith keys the mike... "Dispatch... 53mary2. Go ahead..."
"Respond to Cotton Cove... see the jogger standing by at the phone booth."
Dispatch continues... "Jogger has info of possible foul play... Be advised I have one traffic unit responding."
Keith keys the mike... "Dispatch... 53mary2 copied."
Ah, I see it's time to give that place some more unpleasant memories for you.

Keith keys the mike... "Dispatch... 53mary2. Be advised we are enroute to Cotton Cove."

Let's hope it's some good news this time.


Oh, hey, and here I was just wondering how we could make this trip a little stupider.

Keith contacts Dispatch... "Dispatch... 53mary2 10-97 Cotton Cove."
Dispatch responds... "53mary2... 10-4. Dispatch copies 10-97 Cotton Cove."

Hey, that's the guy you didn't want me to talk to at the station. What's wrong with him?


Oh my God. OH MY GOD.


Tell me his first name. Tell me his first name right now.

...Mario.


...

Maybe you can ask him how spicy his meatball is. Or ask him how many mushrooms he stomped on today. That wouldn't be horrible at all!


Oh, officer! It was terrible. There was... oh... BLOOD and... and... drag marks to the river!"

In an excited voice the woman says... "I was jogging along the river's edge, and... and I came across something that looked like blood..."
Continuing, she says, "I stopped to look, and right next to the blood, I saw marks that looked like something had been dragged into the river. And... and footprints -- I saw footprints!"
You attempt to interrupt, but she keeps rolling it out as she says... "I got scared when I heard the brush crack, so i ran down here and called the Police."
The jogger says... "Officer, please go look! I hope nothing bad has happened."
The girl tells you the location... "just walk upriver about a hundred yards or so. It's right next to the water!"

A blood trail and she's hoping nothing bad has happened. I'm going to call out our new friend in case he'll be of some use.



It's... not looking good for Pate, is it?




Me neither. He doesn't either, look. I think he's trying to tell us something.


You know I will.


Sonny, look out! That noise...


Next time on Police Quest: Holy shit!
Pointy! I'll call him Pointy!
