Part 9: .5

8.5. "a weapon with a heavy head on a solid shaft used to bludgeon opponents."

Hi everyone, it's Lizzie! Everyone says I should start developing my finer, ladylike qualities, yuck, but Papa says it will help to be charming when I overthrow the Kingdom and establish a brutal dictatorship.


So I went down to the Palace at started talking to this cute guy I keep seeing there.


But he was a huge jerk! What should I do, everyone?