Part 12: The Secret of the Sea Gull

Mayor Leonard: ...He changed into a bat?! What a very odd character, indeed! But you people must be awfully good to drive the great Grand Papillon off! I'm truly impressed with all of you!
Is it just me, or is he laying it on a bit thick?

Mayor Leonard: Okay, Cole. Show these people to the shop. Get this over with quickly.

Cole: Come to the south end of town later.

Mayor Leonard: All right, folks. Hurry up and catch that bandit, you hear? And you'll be handsomely rewarded!

Mikey: The bandit changed into a bat? Sounds like some kind of magic trick.
Sounds like a vampire.

Anyway, we head down to the south part of town (the area where we found Ring Soul). The mayor and Cole are right behind us.


Cole: Shhh! Look at that.


Cole: No. That's the name of the tavern! Not that. Look there!

Hey! It's the fruitcake!


Geez, the moment where Keith beat the crap out of his brother and received his ultimate weapon, and Yuri's forgotten it less than a year later? Some friend he is.


We watch the "scary bandit" play with the kids for a while. So fearsome.


Because they're pussies, that's why.

Cole: ......... ...Um, good luck, now!



See what I mean?



So?


Wait, Yuri is being reasonable? What sort of bizarro world have we wandered into, and how do we get back?




John: Yeah! Now get outta here!




Well, this is getting us nowhere fast.


Way to assume a fat, seedy guy that looks like a gangster is telling you the truth, Karin.
Voice: Joachim is protecting the store and the children from the mayor and his cronies!

Whoa, who invited Grandma Moses?

With the situation under control for now, the kids go outside to play.



......EEEEEWWW!!!



















We've got some new additions to the Character Library. Besides Grand Papillon, we've also added the Golden Bat, Granny Lot, Yuma, and John.

Wow, it didn't take the old gal long to get Yuri figured out.


There's a Mana Leaf hidden behind the bar. I kinda feel bad, stealing from the old lady-- wait, no I don't. Muahaha!

Ah, just the lying bastards I wanted to see.

Mayor Leonard: So what happened?! Did you get him?!

Gepetto walks up to the mayor and gives him the money back.


Cole: Hey! Are you guys going back on your word?!


Mayor Leonard: Don't think you'll be leaving here alive! ...Cole!
Cole: Men, take care of 'em!

So, the guys that couldn't beat up the bandit are supposed to take care of the people that could? This should be interesting.

And by interesting, I mean boring.

We easily take care of the group of Thugs and Fat Thugs. This is even more pathetic than the fight against the Steel Claws in Gepetto's apartment.

Cole: He he he... No...!

Cole: No! We, uh...

Mayor Leonard: Yes, yes. Fine...


Looks like we just did. What're you going to do about it, baldy?

Time to claim our free food.




We're not there very long when Granny comes rushing in. She moves pretty fast for an old gal.














When we rescue the kids, we have to have Joachim in our party. Now that we have more than four party members, the selection screen opens up. We can set up three different teams and scroll through them on the fly using the L1 and L2 buttons. Anyone not in the battle party gets half experience points from battles, so it's pretty easy to keep everyone at nearly the same level.

Now that the situation has changed, most of the people in town have something new to say.




Olivia: He was studying under that odd wrestling teacher that used to live here, but then the teacher left on some trip...
And that trip will have just happened to lead him in the same direction we're going, right?

Vincent: Come to think of it, I haven't seen those hooligans around...
That's because they've been busy kidnapping little children.


But now that we've got Joachim, we're going to kick some more vigilante butt! Joachim has two special abilities, Joachythms and Muscle Arts. Joachythms, which we can't look at yet, relates to his transformation abilities, and Muscle Arts are the special moves he learns by training in wrestling. Right now, he only has Drain Touch, which works the same way as Keith's by hurting the target and healing Joachim.

The neat thing about Joachim's weapons is that they're all things he "finds" (read, "steals"). At least he's economical. Besides his weapon and a Leather Cloak for armor, Joachim comes equipped with two accessories, a Studded Belt and a Bhodi Bracelet. He also has two crests, Gremory (Barrier) and Agares (Earth Edge, Rock Rot).

Yes, you read that right. Keith's brother is a vampire trained as a professional wrestler who thinks he's a superhero. I'm starting to think all the Valentine children were repeatedly dropped on their heads as babies. At least he's well suited to beating people up, which we'll be doing as soon as we get over to that Wine Cellar. Forward, ho!
