Part 18: Shanghai, part 1
Shanghai, part 1

After hearing everyone talk about Shanghai for so long, we finally get to go there.

Shanghai is the first area with a sub-map; right now we can only go to the Huayuan area.

Aw, dammit, just let me go kill the old geezer already!

Wrong old geezer.

Is it just me, or does Wugui look like he's been repeatedly hit in the face with the business end of a shovel?

Underling Tachun: Kee-hee-hee!! Y' didn't really think we'd letcha get away, did ya!! A little fly like you, always flitting about, causing trouble for Master Dehuai?! No, sir!
Underling Shaolin: Y' know what happens to flies, old man? They get SQUASHED!
You aren't going to take that lying down, are you, pops?



I guess so.



Somehow, this line being said to an old man just puts something already so very, very wrong into an entirely new level of "Oh, God, why?!".



Underling Shaolin: Enough!! Shut up, you maggot!! Lord Wugui, let's kill him and be done with it!

Instituting a draft and rigorous training program?

Darn. That was my second guess.

Well, let's weigh the pros and cons of destroying Japan. On the plus side: no Naruto, and no 400 pound cosplayers poured into 150 pound costumes (or, God forbid, combinations of the two). On the other hand: no Miyazaki, and no cute little robotic dogs. Hmm...



Underling Tachun: Shaddup! As if you know!!

Quiet Male Voice: ...Hold it right there.
Oh, I know this part! This is where Clint shows up and shoots the bad guys, right?



And the threads are all coming together...
Underling Shaolin: This ain't no show, man! Get outta here before you get hurt!

Underling Tachun: Y-you're Japanese, aren't you?! Butt out, buddy, or I can't guarantee you'll get outta this alive!





While this is somewhat funny now, it's the set-up for a hilarious sequence later in the game.



In the fight, the two underlings reveal themselves to be Kappa in disguise. *yawn* The real, heh, threat here is Wugui, and he's not much of one.

That's because Ben is level 40 and has access to the final Dark fusion, Czernobog. Yuri won't be able to get this bad boy for quite a while yet.

One blast of Revelation kills the Kappas and reveals Wugui's gimmick: Special Attacks (magic) heal the bastard.

That's easily dealt with. I



Although this was a rather bone-headed move. He really should have killed Wugui while he had the chance.

Oh, I already do... I already do...













Riiiiiight...







I'm starting to see why he hangs out with Meiyuan.






Someone is being awfully evasive.


From the looks of you fifteen years ago, you've always been old and decrepit.


Now, Alice, you know lying is a sin.




Good thing Yuri wasn't born a fisherman's son. "Yuri, stop puking on the tuna! We need to sell those when we get back to shore!"




The upstairs hall of the hotel. The door on the left is "our" room, and the locked one is where Kawashima and Kato are staying. The Silent Peddler is also up here, but I don't feel like cashing in any of my Pedometer steps yet.

Margarete is hanging out in the lobby. (Funny, you'd think a hotel in a big city like Shanghai would be bigger than this.)


For someone who makes a living as a secret agent, Margarete can be surprisingly prudish.


Finding free weapons is always nice. Unless you've already paid to upgrade them.




No I can't. The stupid game won't let me.




Disappointed Sachi: Even though it was a fishing boat, there wasn't a single fish on it!
Curious.


Lamenting Clerk Kuro: ...I never get anything in to sell!
This is the weapon shop. It is empty, much like Yuri's head.


This is a bitch to get. If you aren't positioned just right, you'll talk to the whiny idiot over and over instead of picking up the ticket.

Zhuzhen's just finding all kinds of junk. There's a bar next to him we need to go to, but first we'll go back up to the weapon shop and leave the screen to the right.

Where's Zhuzhen? He's behind the yellow sign on the top-right.


Gossiping Faye: Really, it's such a terrible world!
Talkative Kozu: Speaking of which, have you heard about some kind of discount card with a star on it?
Gossiping Faye: I heard! I heard! I wonder who has it?
You actually get both dialog lines at once of whichever you speak to, but I think the conversation flows better this way.



Cowardly Tao: I hope nothing bad happens.



The item shop is here. You have to shop through the door; the owner won't let you inside. One day, his descendants will go on to work the night shift at 7-11s all across America. We need to pick something up first before we go shopping, so continuing to the south, we end up at the docks.

Um...


We don't need to go anywhere except down to the aft cabin.

...where we find an adorable local urchin. You'd think the Army would do a better job of guarding their stuff.

An adorable urchin who runs numbers.


For once, the red has a unique item: the Star Card is the second shop discount card. I spent two tickets to get it, ending up with a Pure Seed on the first try. (If I want a specific item, I'll spend up to two tickets, and just reload a save if I miss both times. Otherwise, if nothing catches my eye, I play once and take what I get.)

You've received Star Card.
Lottery Member No. 12: Come again.
The Star Card lets you get up to a 20% discount when buying items and up to a 10% markup when selling. You have to do a Ring Test for each card, though. You'll do a test for the 10% discount first, then you can decide if you're happy with that or if you want to try again for the 20%.

Shopping spree! (I also bought Brigand Earrings, Pirate Earrings, Seeds (Thera, Mana, and Pure), Faerie's Sighs (cures Silence), and Tents.
At this point we head into the bar by the hotel and get interrupted with a cut-scene.

I'd make fun of Suketani for looking like a degenerate Buddhist monk, but, all in all, he's a pretty cool dude.









With that enigmatic (and kinky) exchange, Suketani waves the two soldiers with him out of the room.







It seems to me that in these situations, the first to say "You're safe with me" or "You can trust me" is generally the first to betray you. Not Suketani, though. Suketani's cool. Or maybe I'm just lying to put you off your guard.















GEE, I WONDER WHERE WE'RE GOING NEXT, HUH?





Can't say I'm surprised. With the sole exception of Kawashima and Suketani, nothing we've seen of the Japanese Army has impressed on me that they have any level of competence.


Good. In that case, we can leave it there to buy time while we prepare to storm Dehuai's tower. That way, we can kill him at our leisure without worrying that he might destroy the world at any second.


...We're not doing that, are we?







Goddammit. I hate it when I'm right.

I love Shanghai. There's free crap everywhere.


Show?


Bartender Ten Ten: Sorry, sir. The boss isn't in.
And you thought Yen Yen was an odd name. Yeesh.

Bartender Ten Ten: Zhen? Can't say I recall the name...

Bartender Ten Ten: Oh, if that's who you mean, just have a seat. He should be along any minute now.

Bartender Ten Ten: Hah, give me a break. This place changed hands ages ago.


While Zhuzhen puzzles this one out, let's watch the show. That instrument, by the way, is a Chinese fiddle, or "huqin". It's specific type is most likely the erhu. (If anyone can recognize exactly what it is, please tell me.)
You should really, really, watch the video for this. It doesn't translate well to screenshots.

Zhuzhen: You've grown into a beautiful young woman, Qiuhua. Since I saw you last, the sound of your playing has become so much richer.

Zhuzhen: So, what do you think, Zhen? Why is it that the march of time, the endless rising and setting of the sun, has to be so cruel to us old folks?

Zhuzhen: Heh heh. Ah... At any rate, Zhen, here I am, back in Shanghai. I intend to clean things up, once and for all.

Zhuzhen: The legacy of Hyuga, who passed on so long ago... Well, perhaps next time...


Next time on Shadow Hearts: A bar fight. (no, really)
Shanghai, part 1, on Viddler
Video 1 (flashback)
Video 2
Video 3 (FMV)
NPC Scorecard














