Part 6: Zhaoyang Village, part 1
Zhaoyang Village, part 1

Well, it's not full of nothing but creepy children, at least.
Rat-toothed Man: I figgered the outside world had totally forgotten about poor old Zhaoyang Village.
Zhaoyang, huh? Sounds nice. Looks a bit dingy, though.


Bird-like Scrap Dealer: But women... Women are fulla fat 'n' gravy... Hee, hee hee, hee hee hee...


Fidgety, Pot-bellied Man: But that was a long, long time ago, weren't it? Heh heh heh...


Dull-witted Clerk: They're all so greedy, you know?
I'm more concerned about the creepy part, personally.
Dull-witted Clerk: So I gotta share everything fair-like. 'Cause if i don't? I might not live to eat again.

Cow-breast Mother: No matter how many times I go through labor, there never ends up being any babies left...

I'm beginning to notice a few running themes here.

Frog-eyed Man: Why? 'Cause if I eat somethin' today, I'll get eaten tomorrow.

There's a couple of items to be had lying around here. The Arrowhead is hidden off to the right of the main street and doubles your hit area on the Ring (one time, user only).

And back-tracking to the gate gets us an Angel's Feather, which cures Paralysis.

Back to the street and all the way north, we get to the area with the Mayor's house. It's the torch-lit doorway in the upper portion of the screen.
Warbling Woman: Eek! H-How... embarrassing! You heard me singing, didn't you?!
Warbling Woman: So? "Take it out, peel it off..." Kinda sexy, don'tcha think? Sure ya do. Just a little. Sure.


Weaselly Fish Seller: See, when yer young, ya like stuff fresh, but as ya get older ya like it aged. ...Don't get it, do ya?

Lost Peddler: H-Huh, me?! I'm just a traveling peddler. I, I happened on this village by chance...
Thank goodness, someone normal!
Lost Peddler: B-But, there's just...something not quite right about it, don't you think?!
Lost Peddler: ...Oh, say! Since you're here, how'd you like to buy something? I have plenty of useful items!

There isn't much I need at the moment, and I'd like to save some cash for when better armor and weapons become available (this guy doesn't have any) so I just picked up a Bandanna for Yuri, a Tent, and a couple Mana Leaves.

There's another Luck Talisman hidden to the right of the peddler. And now, before we go to see this "Granny Mayor", we're going to check out the area through the gate to the north.

Not good, but I can't say I wasn't expecting something like this the first time I played.



What was he doing down there? Checking the bones for tooth-marks?






Vacant-eyed Old Man: Hee hee... Looking for the Black Tortoise God that was enshrined here? He's been gone for 6 months!

Vacant-eyed Old Man: Yes, to pacify the Earth Spirits, humans deified him, and built this shrine. It's all such nonsense! But now with the troublesome Black Tortoise God gone, we're free to do as we please! We can even take the form of humans! We couldn't ask for more! The only problem is now we get hungry...
Vacant-eyed Old Man: It's all thanks to the new protector of our town, Yamaraja!


Vacant-eyed Old Man: How...how insolent! But, no matter... You won't last long...
Vacant-eyed Old Man: Tonight there'll be a special feast for our rare guests...
Hah! Rare!

Vacant-eyed Old Man: Now, you just run along and say hello to the Granny Mayor.






I don't think she's reassured.

Back at the Mayor's house, we're greeted by the Doublecreep Twins.
Yellow-eyed Child: You really came!! We're so glad!! C'mon, c'mon, come inside!!


Yellow-eyed Child: Granny Mayor! Granny Mayor! We got visitors! Visitors with lotsa juicy, juicy meat!
Red-eyed Child: ...Juicy!


Mayor Lady: Yes, yes! I heard all about you from the children. You just make yourselves at home. We rarely get visitors here. We don't have much for you, but please rest your weary bones.

Yuri is suspiciously good at playing stupid. Lots of practice?
Mayor Lady: Hee hee... Now, now, no need to rush. You just stay as long as you like!

Mayor Lady: What a nice-mannered young lady. But you don't have to worry about your manners so much here.
Mayor Lady: ...For, it won't change the taste of their meat.
These 'people' aren't exactly subtle.


Mayor Lady: Hee hee hee... Well, at least one of you has brains! Eat you both, we will!


Mayor Lady: I've got to go tell Yamaraja we have an offering for him!
Mayor Lady: Hmph, let me get through here... Okay, okay...


Red-eyed Child: Don't worry, we'll be right outside so you can't get away!
Oh, yeah, that makes me feel better.








They actually lay down in the village full of man-eating spirits, or whatever they are, and the kids sneak back in a short time later.
Red-eyed Child: Looks like it!

Red-eyed Child: Quietly, now, or Granny Mayor's gonna kill us!

Oh, it's not Granny Mayor I'd be worried about if I were them.
Yellow-eyed Child: Yikes! They're NOT asleep!
Red-eyed Child: Y-You tricked us!!


Yellow-eyed Child: Darn! If we let you get away, everyone'll get mad and then they'll eat us up! And if we DON'T let you get away, they'll know we tried to sneak a taste, so they'll eat us anyway!
Red-eyed Child: If we're gonna get eaten no matter what, I at least wanna taste the girl! Lemme have the girl!


I think Yuri's going to pay for that crack later.
Yellow-eyed Child: Ooh, you're so bad!
Red-eyed Child: We'll kill you!!


The kids finally reveal their true forms as Hellcats in a mini-boss battle. My brilliant strategy for beating them is to wail on them mercilessly.

The Hellcats are actually Light-based creatures with a magical attack, Exorcist Arrow. They tend to use it exclusively, which helps the weaker Alice, since Light is also her element (making her only take about half the damage from the spell that Yuri does).

The fight is over in just three rounds; these guys are barely stronger than the local enemies.

Red-eyed Child: He's not human!!
This is funny because I didn't even bother Fusing for this fight.




Back outside, the town's gone through some major redecorating. Enemies will attack now. The ones in this area are Canus, Green Flyers, and Zombies.



The peddler is still wandering around. I guess even monsters need a cheap place to buy Pure Leaf.
Lost Peddler: This strange fog came and then suddenly the village looked like this! And there are monsters too!
Lost Peddler: Oh, that's right! I can't forget business, even at a time like this...


Over by the well, I pick up a Tent I missed earlier and then head back to the shrine.


Mayor Lady: Ha! Fools! Even if I die, the monsters will remain and you'll still be imprisoned in this town. Because all of this is the Will of the great Yamaraja, protector of our village!

Mayor Lady: Take a good look! These are the bones of all those I've sacrificed to him! I used the malice of the townspeople, and made this fence to keep one and all away from here.
Mayor Lady: As long as I'm alive, this fence will protect Yamaraja. Because without killing me, you can't get near the shrine!
Mayor Lady: ...Um, just ignore that last part, okay?

Cat Lady: Hyahahah! First, you'll have to catch me! POOF! And I'm gone!
Yeah, Mayor Lady suddenly becomes Cat Lady here, but the way she looks doesn't change.



Cat Lady: Hyah hyah hyah! You're going to wander aimlessly through this village forever! Wither and die in this village where morning never comes! Hyah hyah hyah!!



The only thing to do now is chase her back down the entire length of Zhaoyang.

She pops up in a flash of light about halfway down each section of the village.

Cat Lady: Hyuk hyuk hyuk! You mean you didn't get eaten by my underlings yet.
Cat Lady: You're a tough cookie. Poof!

And now she's gone again. To the marketplace!


Cat Lady: Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Don't you think it'd be easier to just give up and let us eat you?
Cat Lady: Poof!



Meanwhile, at the town gate, two men are poking around a giant seal when Yuri and Alice show up.








Yuri goes and pushes on the gate, and when that doesn't work, he falls back on his old standby of kicking things.






Through most of this exchange, Yuri keeps trying to open the gate and kicking it. He's nothing if not persistent!



No, he doesn't.



Although it would be funny to keep him as Quack Oracle, we'll go with the default name.



I guess every other adept charges by the hour.


Now we'll see how Yuri likes being drooled over by some pervert.













The seal's only on the gate. Maybe Yuri was going to try to scale the wall?



Great. A geriatric exorcist spouting fortune cookie wisdom. Just what I always wanted!


Zhuzhen doesn't believe in wasting time, and heads off without an answer. Then again, he doesn't look like he has much time left to waste.


Uh...maybe later...
Next time on Shadow Hearts: slaying demons and physical therapy!
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